New Manager Essential Requirements

[stanleyparkerbowles]

I was thinking that Mr Nourry needs to start planning for our next manager.

Clearly we will look abroad and I think it’s essential that we get good song in place before we make any appointments.

I welcome all your thoughts on the subject please

So far I have

Christophe … Pélissier
Christophe …. Pélissier
He eats moules
He plays boules
And he hates Chelsea.

Paolo … Zanetti
Paolo … Zanetti
He drinks prosecco.
He eats gelato
And he hates Chelsea

Timmmmm Sherwood
Timmmmm Sherwood
He eats chocolate
He talks bollox
And he hates Chelsea

 

[sb_73]

Pierre ……Sage
Pierre…….Sage
He drinks Bordeaux
He eats escargots
And he hates ****ing Chelsea

 

[Steelmonkey]

Oh Tim Sherwood
He's from Borehamwood
He's an ex-Spurs ****
And we're having a punt
Cos he's probably not very good

 

[qprbeth]

Come on lads Wayne Rooney wants the job....what's his song

 

[Steelmonkey]

Come on lads Wayne Rooney wants the job....what's his song

There's a fat boy in the ring, tra la la la
There's a fat boy in the ring, traaaa la la la
There's a fat ginger boy in the ring, tra la la la
And he looks like he's ****ing up again la la

 

[kiwiqpr]

Come on lads Wayne Rooney wants the job....what's his song

wheres the kiwi steelsy uber wherever song

 

[Stroller]

Gary O'Neil,
Gary O'Neil,
Gary O'Neil,
Gary O'Neil....

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[Wherever]

kiwi steelsy uber wherever
kiwi steelsy uber wherever
They eat loads
And drink loads
Even ate Chelsea (buns)

 

[Steelmonkey]

wheres the kiwi steelsy uber wherever song

Already got mine...

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So's Wherever...

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[Wherever]

I’m often being mistaken for Shakira or is it Shaq O’Neill

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

Come on lads Wayne Rooney wants the job....what's his song

You’re fat and your wife’s a slag


This is aimed at him, to be clear

 

[Didley Squat]

Easy…. let’s go with big Ange.
Get in early, get in late.
Don’t forget to shut the gate.
( guitar solo )
If there ain’t no other reason,
He’s available at the end of the season.

 

[Star of David Bardsley]

Easy…….. let’s go with big Ange. He’s available at the end of the season.

What tune is that?

 

[Didley Squat]

What tune is that?

Ive just rewritten it.
A friggin masterpiece.
Great guitar solo halfway thru!

 

[kiwiqpr]

I’m often being mistaken for Shakira or is it Shaq O’Neill

most likely shakin stevens

 

[Steelmonkey]

I’m often being mistaken for Shakira or is it Shaq O’Neill

Your big hips don't lie

 

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[stanleyparkerbowles]

Gary O'Neil,
Gary O'Neil,
Gary O'Neil,
Gary O'Neil....

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A clear winner