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THE REEDBACKWEEDS BLOODY JOURNAL​

Another night, another barbaric knife to the throat of the Town's hopes of redemption. Mr Mohammed Lester (IBWT - innocent), local Christian priest, was brutally crucified in sadistic and ironic fashion by Mr Chu Kok and Sir Jack Goff. Seeing the pair arrive at his doorstep, and convinced that judgement day was upon him, Mo Lester attempted to take his own life with what he thought was bleach, but was in actual fact one of the many bottles of mildly out-of-date cherry lube littering his apartment from one of the many "With Eyes Wide Shut(/stuck together)" Themed bisexual orgies.

Elsewhere, Duke William Stroker (ACS innocent) was discovered lurking around the back of Mr Chu Kok's fish shop, wearing a disguise of a ginger wig. On being discovered by Mr Chu Kok, he explained that he was trying to get tips on how to run a successful chip shop. Being a nice, friendly sort of chap, Mr Chu Kok invited him in for a business discussion followed by a little botty fun. He was then plied with babycham after babycham until he could no longer even control his own bladder and was seeing double. He was then led into the downstairs dungeon which was filled on every side with hundreds of mirrors and handed a self-loading rifle. Mr Chu Kok then whispered in Duke Stroker's ear that this room was filled with his team mates so he had best do what he does best. Once Mr Chu Kok had left the room Duke Stroker began firing manically at every person he saw until there were hundreds of bullets ricocheting in ever direction. After a few minutes Mr Chu Kok returned to find Duke Stroker's body riddled with bullet holes, and his ginger wig now even redder soaked in blood. As a reward for being a trusted companion, he then handed over the Duke's body to mad doc Sir Jack Goff to experiment with in every foul way imaginable. Eventually all that was left of the body was the bare arse which was then taken to Fenwick's window where it was to be hung for eternity in tribute to a life of broken promises.

 

Oops I mean

 

Anyone seen lunch - I mean Bobby?

 

For what it's worth, I got my investigation result back....

After a late-night brainstorming session at your shack, on tactics to destroy potential zombie apocalypses, and settling on seducing them with Annabelle's make-up secrets, you wandered outside to siphon the worm. Whilst adding to the strange urine-flooding problem on the streets, you saw what looked like suited Mr Heywood Jablome (Bobby D), loudly decrying HMRC VAT regulations and the futility of his accounting software, sneakily enter through an open window with either sexually adventurous or murderous intent... Shortly after the Duke was dead... Coincidence? (In other words, BobbyD is the serial killer).

I think we're getting somewhere now.....

 

I vote for JPF

 

I suppose I should go through the motions....

Bobby

 

You kernts just wouldn't listen to uncle ACS.
Nev is like an open book and sooooo easy to read. Lost count of how many times I told you so but no... Like a cheap hypnotist he got his manky sekonda out and wafted it in front of you so that you will do his bidding.
I'm the real Mr Right and accept no imposters baby.
From now on chaps for every game the strategy should be the same... Start by taking out Nev and the town have a good chance of winning.

 

Less hope than neville

 

Top drawer.
Some actual wee came out as I lie here bagging my 7am sunbed but the damp patch should dry quick.. Plus I'll wash it off in the pool in a mo.

 

I vote Bobby

 

Why not Nev?

 

I think that quite often happens when you die

 

It was a difficult manoevre given i only had a pair of arse cheeks left... #bestforlast

 

According to the tags...Nev seems to be dodgy as feck ...

The tags never lie too!

 

Read back mate. He's admitted his guilt on numerous occasions.

 

Is it 9pm or 10 pm vote?

and is there a vote count for lynching?

 

Nightfall is at 10pm. Probably best to wait and see if there are any late moves.

Votes so far....

JPF: 1 vote
Neville: 1 vote
Bobby: 2 votes
Janmaat: 5 votes

 

PS: I am innocent by the way - just in case you hadn't realised from reading the thread

 

Nightfall at 9.00pm



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