Off Topic NEW GAME SIGNUP

Guess I'm not in since you've got fourteen


I vote Gerrez



Edit...

Okay, I'm in

I vote Gerrez

 

Well with all these horrible murders appearing, we might need to appoint somebody with experience in policewor... actually, I think we'll be OK, cheers.

 

*Note, no clues in this post, just for fun*
Character list:

Wang Li Qin (not given. Secret identity of one of the characters below. Identity to be revealed via PM after deadline for entries): Serial Killer, escaped from the maxim (incompetent) security prison nearby.

Mad doctor (not given. Secret identity of one of the characters below. Identity to be revealed via PM after deadline for entries): Unknown butcher

Miss Annabelle Von Scheide (Surprised Pervert). Local strumpet, sudden suspicious bristles on the jaw have raised eyebrows. Wang Li Qin in drag, or a victim of the horrendously small genetic pool of Reedbackweeds?

Mr Ivanovitch Miveiner (Nolberto): Fresh suit... cool shades... suspicious black briefcase... Terrible accent... Smells like Russian mafia hitman... but is he?

Mr Alex Hole (Shimmy): Local drunk, recent stumbler into the town. Drinks aren't the only things he likes stiff, apparently a frequent visitor off Miss Scheides.

Sir Jack Goff (Tobes): Lord and Knight of Jack Goff manor, which has housed six generations of Jack Goff's. A couple of weeks ago the homecoming for this boarding school brat went sour when he slapped Mr Chu Kok in front of everyone.

Duke William Stroker (ACS): Previously the cop of another down on it's luck town, rumour has it he shot innocent people and was chased away after a zombie epidemic. Bitter and now gutter buddies with Alex Hole.

Miss Anass Rimmer (Tash): Engaged to be married to the felled Mr Bumder. This exotic traveller has been noted for a very strong grip, a slightly unfeminine Adele's apple, and a gait like John Wayne. Rumour has it she is sidling up to Richard Pounder.

Mr Richard Pounder (moreinjured): Local golf pro hired by Mr Peter Enis, who have both moved into town with intentions of constructing a world leading course on the swamp lands that inhabit the surrounding area. Mr Pounder apparently has designs on Miss Rimmer after the death of her fiancee.

Mr Peter Enis (Obi): Property magnate with a mysterious past. Google has never heard of him? Rumour has it he was rejected for a bank loan by Mr Bumder...

Mr Chu Kok (Less Hope): Tick-the-box minority of the town. Obviously, Mr Chu Kok own and runs a family takeaway, the local fish and chip shop... Of late, the fish don't taste much like fish...

Mr O Chi Hymen (Rolando): Crazy uncle of Mr Chu Kok. Dementia riddled body-builder who cannot remember his past... or can he?

Mr Harry Baal (Gerrez): The highschool geek. who has moved into town with his dad (Mr Kok) and uncle (Mr Hymen). Spends most of his spare time working in the chippy, but has recently disappeared from late night duties. Is he killing, or masterbating his time away furiously over online pictures of his facebook friend, Annabelle Von Scheide?

Mr Benjamin Joseph Worthy (Valley): Rambling lunatic... The end is nigh... the end is nigh... the zombie's are coming! At least, that's what Mr Worthy has said since he fell off that spaceship and ended up in Reedbackweeds.

Mr Mohammed Lester (IBWT): Recent immigrant and obviously the local religious nut. A Christian pastor, although convinced Chuck Norris is the second coming. Slowly attempting to convert the town to Norrism. Nobody else actually follows this nonsense however, they are genuine followers of the voodoo arts administered by the Shaman.

Mr Heywood Jablome (Bobby D): The business man on a short lay over to discuss art with (obviously) another new arrival at Reedbackweeds, Mr Buster Cherry, the art dealer. Angry about his business rates and the tax man, does a monster lurk below?

Mr Buster Cherry (Tennisball): French art dealer who has just rolled into town. Another frequent visitor of Annabelle's...

Shaman Mi Bellair (JPF - cannot be killed): Aged administrator of the town's voodoo cult. Takes private submission of investigation/hiding requests in an effort to appease the all-seeing gods.

 

Nice work JPF, just a quick question...

Are the SK and Mad Doctor chosen randomly by you?

And I might have missed the message but when is the game likely to start?

 

It will be a random decision, drawing of lots, there's nothing pre-determined.

The game starts on Monday, the days will end at 9pm each night, as they have me on earlies at work next week

 

Great, thanks.

I probably won't be online too much in the evenings but will be during the day so should be fine

I can never read you NUFC board guys in the Mafia games so I expect to be absolutely clueless.
What I do know is that I won't trust a word Sebb says, even if he wears that nurse outfit especially for me...

 

****, need a special character for Sebb...

 

Corrupt Mayor??

 

I get it. My character is special in comparison to everyone else's as mine is the opposite of what I truly am whereas everyone else's is exactly what each person is.

My mother always said I was special and that was why I went to the Special School.

 

Fixed

 

Unlike the last game where you were bloody marvellous

 

Dear all,

If you listened to me and started obeying Chuck like I keep telling you to then we wouldn't have this crazy lunatic running around killing people as Chuck would sort them out!

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Yours faithfully,

Mr Mohammed Lester (Mo for short)

 

Well, for all those who keep making fun about me being extra, extra large, it looks like the joke is now on you.
Yours sincerey,
Mr P. Enis

 

Not unless Chuck happened to be ACS. We all know what he's like with his rifle

 

Middle name chode?

 

Sebb's character: Lethario and animal rights activist, Mayor Bernaponi is Reedbackweeds' newly appointed local political official, and owner of Reedbackweeds United. It was rumoured Mr Bumder was due to stand against Mayor Bernaponi for the position, however due to Mr Bumder's untimely death, Major Bernaponi subsequently defeated the next candidate, which was a piss bucket in the corner of the village hall hilariously submitted as candidate by one of the residents, by 6 percent. Despite Major Bernaponi having just arrived in town and taken over the local football club (which has mysteriously started winning a lot more matches, and the refs have equally mysteriously and spontaneously started showering red cards upon the opposition), Mayor Bernaponi has risen to the elite of Reedbackweeds community. Hobbies include racketeering (which most of us call tennis, not sure why he's so posh) and loan sharking (why anybody would want to loan a shark is also beyond us).

 

Messages will be sent out soon.

 

Messages sent out. Discussion on tactics allowed as of now, all actions must be submitted to be by PM before 9pm on Monday if you want it to be actioned, unless you choose to vote, in which case simply put the name of the individual you wish to be lynched in bold CAPS. You can of course vote, then retract your vote and hide-away or investigate as your heart desires, so long as it is done by 9pm.

For the enjoyment of the thread, own your role

Good luck to both sides.

 

Well let's get the party started.

If people want the football team to continue to prosper then it's no votes for the Mayor; that will be a first as I'm so use to winning all the votes in all the games.

Ask Tennis, he will vouch for me I'm sure.

Never played this version of the game before so not sure what the tactics should be. I suppose at some stage we have to lynch someone. Just to get people thinking, are there any Sunderland fans playing?

 

In the interests of town safety we should either request that the serial killer takes Albert out first, or form a possy and steal Albert's gun off him before he hits the bottle again!