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And, sadly, another one of my favourites, Steven Fletcher, produced the goods the week that I sold him for Berbatov. Grrrr. I make it a rule not to say, 'I told you so', but this week I can say it to myself. I told me so.

 

Mladen Petric is the fantasy league tip of the week :

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MPR Press Office Saturday 24th November 2012

The Chairman is in Malaysia at the moment so we texted him and asked if he had a comment we could issue to the press about the new manager. He texted back. "I honestly believe we have one of the best managers in the premier league. And we are in for the long term. Whatever happens. We love QPR. Ill be there at reading so rangers fans ill be available to meet and chat. Trust me on this one. Keep the faith. Stability is the key."

We asked for clarification, "But Chairman that's what you said in October about Mr Hughes." He replied, "Uh, okay. Change reading to manchester and delete the bit about me being there. Chow for now, as they say here."

 

Hotting up at the top I see. However having sacked my manager and about to pounce on the transfer market, I'm now feeling optimistic for first time in weeks !

MPRAAAAs

 

I'm up to sixth, but Ms. Penguin is still on top of me ... wait, that didn't come out right!

 

Just seen I've got 666 points it'll be all down hill from here then

 

You should be so lucky DR!

By the way, aren't we due a cup competition soon?

 

I wondered if you'd catch that little joke. I'm still sore from the royal a$$ kicking you gave me (and most of the boys) last year. Worse than that, however, was the fact that The Captain finished 1 measly point ahead of me. I should sue. Know any good lawyers?

 

Not trying to blow my own trumpet but I'm 2 games behind you lot and into 7th place after a magnificent 75 points last week!

 

This is not my year for FF.

 

1 measly point behind me? Those were the good old days for you, DR. Back on top, baby, back on top!

 

DR, I wouldn't recommend suing the Captain - just make sure you get revenge on him this year! (And me too for that matter!)

 

never give up Bidders

 

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MPR Press Release Saturday 1st December 2012

The Chairman has nipped back to this country to personally drive the new Manager to the stadium, for his first home match.

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MPR Press Release Wednesday 5th December 2012

The Chairman flew off before the game so we sent a text asking if we'd see him before Christmas. He replied, "Dunno. Bit of a chill wind blowng over there atm. Anyway I've cancelled the Christmas Party cos there's nothing to celebrate."

 

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MPR Press Report Friday 7th December 2012

To concerned supporters, you can ignore the Chairman’s tweet. He misunderstood the story and it’s not true that someone tried to blow up the club.

Army bomb disposal experts had been called in to investigate an Object uncovered during excavation work on a construction site around the former London Transport Depot in Shepherd's Bush. Hammersmith and Fulham Council has declared that the Object was not a German World War II bomb.

To unconcerned supporters, the Chairman has promised to put a bomb under the team any time soon.

 

Kacaniklic - King of Fulham Fifa 2013


The EA SPORTS FIFA 13 Pro Player Challenge tour arrived in West London to host Fulham stars Alex Kacaniklic, Hugo Rodallega, Mladen Petric and Neil Etheridge in the latest Premier League FIFA tournament. Hugo scored the winner against Newcastle last night, but couldn’t repeat the feat against Petric who defeated him in the first semi final. Kaca then beat Etheridge to go into the final against Petric, where the young Swedish winger was crowned Fulham’s FIFA King. Kaca made light work of the tournament, prompting Petric to claim “it was like he had three hands!”.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=kTKv4ThNyng

 

I've also now got the dreaded

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The only consolation is I haven't got as far to fall as SuperBri.

 

Oh that's SPOOKY .....I tried avoiding walking under ladders until my score changed.

 

So I have to drop Fellaini and may looking for a transfer depending how long the ban is. No excuses for his behaviour; he deserves a full ban. (Although Stoke's defence were, as usual, clawing all over him - Typical Shawcross.)