New FA Yellow Card Rulings for 2024/5

Feel free to add

First name on back of shirt............*******Both of these to be red
Holes in back off socks... cards if involving a CFC player********
Get go.
Skin in the game
Physicality
Narrative
XG's
Between the lines

 

Being ‘entitled’ to fall over in the box

 

Any type of choreographed goal celebration, all participants booked...

 

Leeds is a massive club.
Any club that's 'too big' to be relegated.

 

Goalkeepers having a lie down after they catch the ball.

 

Numbers on shirts higher than the numbers of players in the squad

 

Players faking head injuries and all other types of ****housery....might as well book the whole Preston team at kick off

 

Players taking five minutes to walk off the pitch when being substituted

 

Sky Sports Leeds
This piece of grass in West London
Short runway for throw ins
Sky Sports Derby
Sky Sports full stop
So called big 6.... just feck off...
Entitled fans.... yes you lot in SW6 and other London postcodes, Manchester, Liverpool, Newcastle, Nottingham, Leeds
Gary fecking Lineker
Premier League....

Let me know if I've missed anything.....

 

Adding managers names to clubs

 

Jamie Carragher

 

… as in Wayne Rooney’s Relegation Favourites?

 

People saying you’re in their seat at away matches.

 

Oh and those QPR fans who genuinely believe referees have some sort of agenda and are incredulous with rage at even the most obvious call that doesn’t go our way.

Football tourists. Not the big fat German/Swedish kind who arrive tanked up but a family taking pictures at Spurs having paid through the nose to see Son.

Paying more for the Championship than the Prem’s price cap.

Southgate picking Maddison over Eze (he will). Southgate picking out of form ****e like Trippier and Rashford or old fuds who were never that good anyway (Henderson) as we lose to the first decent team we play.

Football stadia that don’t sell Bovril.

Pre-season tours of Timbuktu.

International friendlies.

That woman who barely speaks English interviewing managers on Sky when she clearly is just reading off a card and has **** all idea what she’s doing.

Any train on a Saturday costing more than the petrol for the same journey.

 

Players who don’t use the indicators on their expensive cars.

oh sorry, was it meant to be on the pitch?

Wearing pink or fluorescent coloured boots.
Players dancing with each other in the box at corners.
Pushing other players - ungentlemanly conduct, shocking!

 

Any ****s who shoot on goal against us

 

I quite enjoyed the Tyler Roberts shot that went into Ellerslie Road a few weeks ago.

 

Who?

 

I am loving this!
Anyone who calls us Qtr £ of Rubbish (does anyone still)?
FFC/BFC/CFC being described as from West London.
Hi Ho Super Rangers when it's clearly Queens Park Rangers.
Also can I admit to not liking Marti Cifuentes' song? 3 reasons
(a) I just don't like it (b) It's grammatically wrong as in effing should be before hates. Think about it. (c) It should be Marti C's B&W army. That would would work.

 

These are brilliant, struggling to think what I'd add, but I'll go for...

Time wasting by making normal activities, like putting the ball down for a goal kick, take 30 seconds or 'mistakenly' taking a throw-in from the wrong place
Scoring then revealing t-shirts with any message that isn't related to a seriously ill or recently departed fan/family member or new-born child.
Intentionally kicking the ball out of the stadium...just doesn't make us look good.