Simpleton? I think the thrice weekly rep shows who the simpleton is. If you had a brain you'd be dangerous.
Your comebacks are like your patter and your dress sense. ****e and worthy of a beating. Just **** off back to wherever you ****ed off to the other week, bawjaws.
Worthy of a beating? Sounds like pent up Beel to me? (and fantasy) What kind of sadlife threatens people on a faceless football forum?