You already were one. This just reinforces your male induced bottom buffoonery. No shame in that though.
I agree. Broccoli is always very polite and courteous whereas Cauliflower can be somewhat obstreperous and insulting.
I read a book once- it had lots of words and hardly any pictures btw - that told a tale of how soldiers in the trenches would spend vast amounts of their time discussing food and cooking. We are those soldiers lads. No surrender.
Another food item that I was given as a child and have never had since. Prunes. ****ing foul. The Devil's dried up gall stones in essence.
I don't mind either colour olive on my pizza and chilli pepper,hard to get a good pepperoni(ooh matron).