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I was on the phone to my old Maltese pub landlord on Monday, he said he had some smelly hun come in to his pub and ask about me, his name was MonacoGer.

I'm not lying either <ok>

I find this believable because I always introduce myself as Cardinal Wolsey Squiggler de Ruyter when I go into strange pubs.