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Need to book a honeymoon

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Mick, May 26, 2011.

  1. Hash.

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    you the man man <ok>
     
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  2. Mick

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    you **** it with me all the time
     
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  3. Hash.

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    what we do is called scat mick ya kinky ****er i thought we were keepin that to ourselves <grr>
     
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  4. Tina_old

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    He does the same with me too, over the phone. He's a bit prudish.
     
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  5. The Raging Oxter

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    Tina

    Keep it to yourself but sword is actually gay. He's come on to me a few times and even sends me videos showing me how to dress gay etc.

    As I said, don't tell anyone else.
     
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  6. Hash.

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    my character has been assasinated enough im off ye bunch of ****s and tina your a dick <seewhatididthere> any how goodbye


    until i return later on this evening <ok>
     
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  7. Tina_old

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  9. Welcome to the North

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    What about Tina's dick?
     
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    Cape Town -I got wed out there, unbeatable. Been twice. Main cost is getting there, but once you're there the exchange rate means you really can have the best of everything-accomodation, restraunts etc. I've walked into Cape Towns top restraunts, with rollers and ferrarris lined up outside, had a look at what they're eating and said ' I'll have a big portion of that! - it's that affordable. 11 hour night flight but only 1 hours time difference, so you get off the plane and theres not jet lag, even tho you're at the other end of the world. Nov-Febs best for the weather. You've got one of the greatest cities in the world on your doorstep, plus the winelands. Great White cage diving in Gaansbai, whale watching in Hermanus.And ignore the scare-mongers, it's no more dangerous than a UK City by day, and as long as you're not stupid at night, there's no problem.
     
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    That sounds like somewhere I'd like to visit, Asprilla.
     
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  12. monacoger

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    We all know what happened the last time a kid on Brit went to Cape Town on his honeymoon, he came back a widower and is still awaiting trial for murder. Don't do it Mick.
     
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    Google 'Boulders Beach' - 15 min driver from the city centre, looks like beach on the Seychelles - and it's covered in pengiuns!
     
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  14. Tina_old

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    I just did <laugh>amazing
     
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  15. AsprillasFurCoat

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    I don't think Micks planning on taking his missus out there with the sole intention of paying a couple of locals to bump her off!
     
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    Thats what you think Asprilla! On another note, I know a guy who used to be the manager of the Mount Nelson Hotel years ago, I assume it is still there?
     
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    The Nellies one of the poshest hotels in the city, a real landmark. Very colonial and grand.
     
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  18. monacoger

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    He used to be the manager before it was burned down, probably 40 years ago or so
     
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  19. Hash.

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    sorted
     
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    Skelmersdale
     
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