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  1. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    I was drunk, and just made a comment like... I got a colleague who’s amazing, she’s female but awesome....

    Oh.
     
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  2. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    See...Buuny boiling ****


    She will tell your wife before you do lol truss

    Edit: jusr re read...you told the wife

    lol

    Loser
     
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  3. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    I got no wife
     
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  4. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Told you it would **** up



    eeediat
     
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    Treble Keyser Söze

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    I don't believe you're 31.
     
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  6. Saf

    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Dont drink if you are gunna drop yourself in it. I wouldn't cheat on my bird but if I did I wouldn't drop hints to her like you did <doh>
     
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  7. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Corrie going through a bad patch at the moment, this thread is better.
     
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    ****ing hell <laugh>

    Snitching on yourself and you haven’t even done anything. Clearly you want your wife to ditch you but don’t want to do it yourself?
     
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    WTF?
     
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  10. Stan

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    “There’s someone at work whose got the hots for Margaret in accounts.”

    “Ooh gossip, isn’t she like 50? Who is it?!”

    “Me. Also, I’m the stupidest man to have ever drawn breath. Cuddle?”
     
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    Coughing for having a fling with a married woman in the office.

    The single life awaits mate, or the purgatory of a life of not being trusted to as much as put the bins out without the finger if suspicion being pointed. Played. <laugh>
     
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  12. Saintmagic

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    Hasn't even had a fling, just spoke to her at work it sounds like <laugh>

    You're right SFTW, definitely don't tell your actual real life mates, you will get destroyed
     
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    So he’s coughed and he’s not even smashed her?

    It gets worse.
     
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    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    He might as well drill the full office and tell her now. She's gunna be thinking that anyway.
     
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  15. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    @brb

    Please may you close this.

    It has been resolved.
     
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    Smashed her while Facetiming your Mrs?
     
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    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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    Treble Keyser Söze

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    It's not resolved until it's resolved. What happened?
     
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    I would normally when asked, but there's still more room for the guise to bitch slap you a bit more yet <whistle>
     
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    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    <laugh>

    I ****ing deserve it!
     
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