Need help

No wonder you understood Instagram

 

I didn't know I still had it. I went to upload a picture of myself and seen that peach

 

how have you still got that?

 

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So that isn’t you?

 

Comm was in love with Megan.

 

I’m on too much wine now.

 

That was

 

I wonder if they're still together

 

One more fact.

Our partners have banned us from talking or seeing each other

 

You’re a mess bro, get yourself to Spurlock’s clinic and fix up pronto.

 

He only eats at night though.

 

I post on here, as my mates would ****ing ruin me.

 

Your Mrs knows you’ve been slotting some dusty old Margaret and you’ve been banned from WhatsApp... you just need a holiday mate, get your life in order.

 

There's a whole episode of Jeremy Kyle right there.

 

And it’s been ****ing cut. I was looking forward to rinsing the mini bar.

 

So I assume you've been caught out if your partners have banned you?

 

i love you really means 'im going to **** your life up'


Just pay for an Escort

 

I told her. Didn’t go down well

 

You utter div. Might as well finish it now. It'll always be brought up and used against you.