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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by SaintsForTheWin, Jan 18, 2019.

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  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    The least you should do is make sure you get paid, start working on the old bag now pal she might put you in her will.

    “Love you”

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  2. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Love how I have brightened everyone’s days.
     
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  3. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Suppose it depends how Saints feels about her. Are they both willing to leave their current partners for each other. Or if a foursome is on the cards?

    Either way if the answer to all those is no, then yeh just walk away now.
     
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  4. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    The answer is ....
     
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    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Foursome is a good idea <applause>
     
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    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Saffy the 35yo wants in
     
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  7. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    It’s all well and good getting with a mature bird when she’s riding your chopper on level: Expert, until you see her doubled over in the bathroom, wiping her arse from the front cos she’s bust her hip and can’t bend round the normal way.

    Stick with your current chick and send this one on her way homes... it’s the only option.
     
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    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    How old do you think I am?
     
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  9. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    We all thought you were 83.
     
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  10. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    40s
     
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    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    <laugh> <ok>
     
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    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Born in 83.

    I've just done a lot for somebody my age <ok>
     
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    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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    Hold up a moment. Has @SaintsForTheWin seen my pics?

    Cheeky bastard if he has <laugh>
     
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  14. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    <laugh>

    Sorry Saffy
     
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  15. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I was thinking of a nice way to say it <laugh>
     
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    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Post, and I’ll **** if you like...
     
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    <laugh>

    No.

    I’d elaborate, but I’m not Fosse :)
     
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    Saf Not606 Godfather+NOT606 Poster of the year 2023

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  19. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    It's ok, wiping her arse will be right up his alley.
     
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