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Nearly killed myself yesterday

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  1. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    He's got a ****ing point as it goes.

    GC - the drug abusers equivalent of Viz's Crap Sharks.
     
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  2. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    <laugh>
     
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  3. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Downers and prescription drugs are for raging dickless poofs <ok>
     
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  4. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    You've still not checked what Co codomol is. Ah well.
     
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  5. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    How about a couple of drops of Olbas Oil on one's pillow at bedtime? No one wants to enter the Land of Nod whilst suffering from the sniffles.
     
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  6. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I've always thought that sounds like something out of Tolkein.
     
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  7. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Nigels trying to tell the Jocks about drug consumption, even though they can't even smoke spice without becoming vegetables <laugh>
     
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  8. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Lols.

    Let's not turn this into a 'who does more drugs' contest.

    (you've already lost)
     
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  9. Patience

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    :cheesy:

    Not who does most, more who can handle them, and it isn't the Nigels <laugh>
     
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  10. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    I don't do drugs. Not overly fond of prescription meds although the pain killers I took after having kidney stones hit the spot.

    Just say no kids.
     
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  11. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    PM me next time you're in London and we'll see <diva>
     
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  12. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    That's because you're a desperately boring, no-life ****.

    Stick to knitting and looking after your vegetable patch <ok>
     
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  13. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Do drugs make you more interesting then? You might want to ask for a refund f.uckface.
     
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  14. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Nope, never said they did.

    It would take a ****ton of drugs to even start to make you interesting you pathetic little racist ****.
     
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  15. brb

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    Where the **** you been, planning future bombing missions?
     
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  16. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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  17. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Stopped all that madness in my mid 20s :bandit:

    Now and again get on the bugle but it's pish
     
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  18. Patience

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    LYT prefers doing strawpedos with breezers and rubbing base on our gums.

    #madlads
     
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  19. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Ok have an appointment today with me Chinese dentist at tooth hurty.
     
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  20. The Cunnilungus Connoisseur

    The Cunnilungus Connoisseur Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    aye stone pmsl
     
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