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Nearly killed myself yesterday

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by DevAdvocate, Sep 4, 2017.

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  1. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    I'm not talking about high. I'm taking about getting constipated.
     
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  2. As We Know

    As We Know 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  3. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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  4. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    I often mainline Benylin into my cock veins.

    And sometimes I'll snort Ashton & Parsons powders.

    Rock on!
     
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  5. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Any quizzes(not necessarily about that) in the near future?
     
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  6. Mind The Duck

    Mind The Duck Well-Known Member

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    Caught Patience using banannas for legal high
     
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  7. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Yes.
     
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  8. brb

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    Go easy on the paracetamol today lads, don't want any more of you wimps to have to go though a near death experience, bunch of ****ing fannies.
     
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  9. As We Know

    As We Know 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  10. brb

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    What's the death count for these fannies at the moment?
     
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  12. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Are you genuinely trying to show off that you're given a ****load of prescription drugs to stop you from killing yourself?
     
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    Toby, Sep 5, 2017
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  13. brb

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    One GC member thinks he's dying and another states he was given the 'strongest' version of Cocodamol and you pricks wonder why I <laugh>

    Jeez no wonder the NHS is under stress.
     
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  14. Strange Nipples ST

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    I think you should calm down a wee bit mate.
     
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    Strange Nipples ST, Sep 5, 2017
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    Does anyone know this ****s line of conversation or what he's trying to say?
     
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  17. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    My story was about constipation. The strength of the tablets was irrelevant.

    Dev is still a poof tho I'll give him that.
     
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  19. Toby

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    What pills are you prescribed Kevin?

    (whatever the **** they are, they're not working)
     
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  20. Strange Nipples ST

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