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  1. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    What an utter miscarriage you are, I'd recommend suicide but...
     
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    VenomPD, Jan 15, 2012
  2. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh> Perfect summation
     
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    Gambol, Jan 16, 2012
  3. Sam Axe

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    Stupid ****er couldn't even get killing himself right <doh>
     
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    Sam Axe, Jan 16, 2012
  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    The Mr Bean of suicide attempts.
     
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    Gambol, Jan 16, 2012
  5. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member
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    It would have been funny to see his attempt. He tied a bedsheet to the stair railings, but it was too long <laugh> <laugh>

    Reallyreal - was your third attempt when you got hit by the truck? Thats ****ing shocking if it was. Anyway, you would be much better hiding in bushes at a railway line and jumping infront of a train as it goes past <ok> Knowing your luck you would pick a disused line.
     
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    Magic Laudrup 11, Jan 16, 2012
  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    ReallyReal - the only guy in the country who can repeatedly negotiate level crossings while blindfolded.
     
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    Gambol, Jan 16, 2012
  7. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member
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    He jumped from 20 storeys.....but landed in an open top lorry filled with pillows <doh>

    His overdose consisted of taking 15 paracetamols in a day.
     
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    Magic Laudrup 11, Jan 16, 2012
  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    The guy is ****in immortal <laugh>
     
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    Gambol, Jan 16, 2012
  9. Magic Laudrup 11

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    <laugh> <laugh>

    He went for a bath with a toaster but forgot to plug it in
     
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    Magic Laudrup 11, Jan 16, 2012
  10. Sam Axe

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    FFS <laugh>
     
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    Sam Axe, Jan 16, 2012

  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    He got kicked out of Al Quaeda cos he failed to blow himself up 3 times.
     
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    Gambol, Jan 16, 2012
  12. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    he also tried to gas himself in the oven, till he realised it was an electric one, the thick ****
     
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    THe Mighty Huth Rocks, Jan 16, 2012
  13. Peter the spastic paedo

    Peter the spastic paedo New Member

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    <laugh>

    If the **** hijacked a plane he would probably crash it into the worlds biggest bouncy castle.
     
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    Peter the spastic paedo, Jan 16, 2012
  14. Nazara

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    or a runway.
     
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    Nazara, Jan 16, 2012
  15. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member
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    He sat in his car with the engine running and a hose in the window. It took him 6 hours to realise the hose wasn't attached to the exhaust pipe <doh>
     
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    Magic Laudrup 11, Jan 16, 2012
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