I feel really rather proud when I think of all the people who flock to this green and pleasant land, for we offer sanctuary and sanity to those who have suffered all manner of deprivations. As long as said visitors do not disrespect the law, religion, culture and customs of this land, I am happy for all and sundry to come and enjoy the myriad fruits on offer. Should any of said visitors abuse our way of life, I would be happy to see him/her kicked in the cods for the regulation 78 minutes before deportation/execution.
To be born in the British Isles is to be given the greatest gift of all. For all those who feel ashamed of our history, our flag, our way of life, I suggest you move to a small village in Chad.
Bye.
P.S) God Bless Ponders!