Ken Dodd - me mate used to say he would love to put his head in a vice and snap bits of his front teeth off with a pair of plyers shouting ‘how tickled I am ‘ while he did it
Saw Doddy in Liverpool at an Institute of Tax dinner, shortly after a jury of honest scousers had acquitted him of tax evasion. He was funny. Can I mention Chris Evans. Cannot stand him.
I absolutely cannot abide Frank Skinner! Whenever I hear his monotonous Midlands drawl on his radio show on Absolute radio I feel like picking up Alexa and putting her through the nearest window!! And what makes it worse is his pathetic little bunch of sycophants on his show hanging off his every word and laughing at everything he says. Boils my blood!!! Rant over….felt good to get that off my chest!!
Ed sheeran, a busker in any other era. Alan Carr, how, just HOW? Noel fielding. A Titanic career. A big appearance, then down, down and down.
Those smug lingering eye closes he does, usually when talking down to someone, make me want to punch him in the nose.
I did mention Eamon Holmes and I should have mentioned John Torode, purely for being shacked up with Lisa Faulkner