National Tea Day

I ought to get one, had one once but I've moved so many times before I got this place a few things disappeared. Most mystifying was I had two matching bedside cabinets, now I've only got one. No idea where the other went.

 

Probably got up and left as your paintings were ****ing rank.

 

Touchy subject, today I found out that Birmingham do not want my creations in their summer exhibition. Still, what would a load of thick Brummie Bennies know about art?

 

All great artists had rejection at some time, chin up your time will come

 

Yes, like most, a few decades after he's snuffed it.

 

Better late than never.

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Didn't want to mention that bit, he's feeling pretty dejected so I went easy on him.

 

Could always try cutting your ear off

 

Like Rembrandt?

 

Was thinking of Andy Earhol actually

 

that the bloke that invented tinned soup?

 

I thought that was Glen Campbell?

 

The late queen used to have eight sugar lumps with her tea.

True dat.

 

I wonder if she was ever early?

 

Not once in her life. Betty was a remarkably tardy old bint.

 

Watch your mouth, you Republican scum

 

"Oooooohhhhhhh Betty, the cat did a woopsie on the carpet"

"Every day, in every way, I'm getting better and better Betty"

 

Oliver Cromwell knew how to treat royalty imo

 

And yet nowadays Frank Spencerism is becoming the norm among young people with so called degrees. If they bother to do any work at all they mess it up and if you criticise them they raise a complaint with HR.

 

FTFY