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"gashead" JOKE time... 2 Bristol Rovers fans spot an advert in a chemist window, saying: 'Free Bristol Rovers FC season tickets. Apply within.' 1 of them heads into the shop, while the other waits outside. 1/2 hour later, the man comes out and hands his mate a packet of ribbed condoms. 'What the hell's this? Where are the season tickets?' says his mate. 'Sorry, in the end I was just too embarrassed to ask.'
Ward takes his team to a hotel after the game for a meal. The waiter asks him what he would like, and he replies "I'll have the Cottage Pie please" " What about the vegetables" the waiter replies " Oh, they'll all have the same thankyou"
A young 17 year old girl is thinking of taking her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. She says to her friend "I am so nervous that they won't like him. I mean, he's a recovering alcoholic, has a serious drug problem, used to beat his last girlfriend, has terrible acne, is homeless, penniless, has a sexually transmitted disease and is nearly 50." "Well her friend replies , I can see why they might be worried for you" "Oh it's not that "the girl replies, "But how am I going to tell them that he played for the Rovers in the 80s.
2 blokes in a pub down town and a group of gashead female supporters come into the bar. 1 bloke says 'all gashead supporters are either rugby players or prostitutes'. 'do you mind' said the other bloke 'my wife is a gashead supporter'. 'oh yes' said the 1st bloke again 'what position does she play'.
A little gas head looks out of his bedroom window to see his shirt lying on the ground in the mud, he runs down stairs and shouts 'Mum my rovers shirt is on the floor in the mud' his mum turns round and replies 'The B*stards, they've been and nick my pegs again'
A Gashead season ticket holder sees the gas lose at home again and in total disgust walks out early and nails his season ticket to a tree on Horfield common and goes to the pub to drown his sorrows. At closing time the alcohol had calmed him down and he thought i'd better go and retrieve my season ticket and when he got to the said tree somebody had nicked the nail.
Q. Whats 300 yds long with 1 tooth ? A. A gas unemployment line. Q. What do you call a field full of gas supporters ?. A. A vacant lot. Q. How long does it take a gas supporter to change a light bulb ? A. Four days ! The first three to read the instructions and the fourth day working out the on/off switch
Snow white is in her kitchen on a normal afternoon washing the dishes. Then all of a sudden, she hears a deafening crash, the mine has collapsed on all the dwarfs. She runs to the mine and tries to save them all. Out of nowhere, shes hears a faint voice ''come on you rovers''. Struggling to hear it properly, she digs a bit deeper, and the voice gets clearer, ''Come On You Rovers''. She digs a bit deeper to find one living dwarf shouting ''COME ON YOU ROVERS''. ''Phewww'' Snow white says, ''At least Dopey is still alive!''
SOD was walking down the touchline & a woman sticks out her arm so he signs it. A bit futher down the line a woman pulls up her top so he signs her boobs. Then a naked woman jumps out of the tunnel lies on the ground & spreads her legs, SOD says I"m sorry love its John Ward who signs all the *****!!!!!!!!!!!
Man goes to the Doctor. "Dr, Dr, I can't stop singing whilst masturbating!" The doctor asks "What do you sing?" The man replies "Irene, good night Irene." The Doc reassures him "Oh don't worry sir it's perfectly normal for w anchors to sing that."
What's the difference between Bristol Rovers and a W A N K. You can beat Bristol Rovers. But you can't beat a W A N K.
Q) How do you kill a Bristol Rovers supporter when he's drinking ? A) Slam the toilet seat on his head!!!
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[video=youtube;Wa4sDx-OXxU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wa4sDx-OXxU[/video] I still think this is a classic football anthem....Any you want to hear except ****ing Irene......
