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  1. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    A DOG! has to be
     
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  2. wizered

    wizered Ol' Mucker
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    <laugh> No to all of them...
     
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  3. RedorDead

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    Throw it into the air
     
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  4. wizered

    wizered Ol' Mucker
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    Hey,you got it Rod......

    'Throw the ball straight up in the air. '
     
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  5. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    I said that!
     
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  6. wizered

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    Sheikh's Inheritance

    An Arab sheikh tells his two sons to race their camels to a distant city to see who will inherit his fortune. The one whose camel is slower wins. After wandering aimlessly for days, the brothers ask a wise man for guidance. Upon receiving the advice, they jump on the camels and race to the city as fast as they can.
    What did the wise man say to them?
     
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  7. wizered

    wizered Ol' Mucker
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    The nearest you said was...' Oh would of thought that was right. You're throwing it up a hill '
     
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  8. RedorDead

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    I don't know but whilst I'm thinking about it here's one for you wiz

    A lorry breaks down so a rescue truck is sent, why does the broken down lorry tow the rescue lorry back?
     
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  9. RedorDead

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    They swapped camels, you said the one with the slowest camel wins so he was not on his camel
     
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  10. wizered

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    because you re-filled the petrol/deisel tank...
     
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  11. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    No I said lay down and gravity will bring it back, Which means throw it up ah well
     
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  12. wizered

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    ....or role it up the hill and gravity brings it back and why lie down to throw a ball in the air....?
     
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  13. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    why not <laugh>
     
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    Nope
     
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  15. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    Anyway


    Theres a man in a house with no windows and no doors. How does he get out?
     
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  16. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    Anyway


    Theres a man in a house with no windows and no doors. How does he get out?
     
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  17. wizered

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    Did it have a roof or was it a dolls house....?
     
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  18. wizered

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    Spot on...
     
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  19. Shinycitylad7

    Shinycitylad7 Looking at the stars mate

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    Nope to neither
     
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  20. wizered

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    that means yes to both.......<laugh>
     
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