Natch's Bar..with...The Natch REP Bank..Now Unstuck...

when ever you feel sad just remember there is an idiot pushing a door that says pull

 

Or walking around with their flies open

 

Vodka and coke please wiz and what ever you is having

 

Purple Rain Pitcher when you're ready

 

Shiny start drinking mans drinks you girl


Vodka and lemonade please wiz (Smirnoff and R.Whites if you have it)

 

Purple Rain pitcher is ****ign beautiful rod, I don't drink to look manly, I drink because the drinks nice. Can't stand beer/larger

 

I had to check your profile picture then, that's the sort of gay thing my son says

 

I can't stand beer larger wine or cider

 

my profile picture suggests im straight then

 

I don't like wine, don't understand when people can taste the difference! It all taste like sarsons vinegar to me

 

Also.... He's not a rovers fan is he?

 

if we had a movie night i'd like Pulp Fiction please