Nasri

I'd say Josue might be worth a punt, but the name's so close to Joselu I'd be scared he's just another 'trier'.

 

The last thing we need is an obscure Danish filmmaker.

 

I think Nasri would be a decent option.

Profound insight there!

 

That's a canny list of players there. Alex Song and Nasri please, that would do tremendously I reckon although I think we only have one squad place available for the remainder of the season.

What the **** is a secondary striker though? Does Rafa know about this position....i've never heard of it, maybe it's new? We should buy one

 

We won’t get anyone in. It costs money. Don’t be bloody silly y’all!