Can I change it a little? What about the words to songs you thought you knew? And still can't work them out!! For instance The Osmonds "Love Me For A Reason" "Honey give me love, not a facsimile of" or "Armed and Extremely Dangerous" "The Day he walked into my life he caught me with my drawers down!!" Have a listen. C'mon there must be some you know!
Bridge Over troubled water. Simon and garfunkel It ain't right with love to share when you find he doesn't care, for you
Dammit Musty, I've been away for the weekend otherwise I would have made it. Let me know another time. Sandgate? that's a bit of a way from where you are isn't it?
I always liked "We Are Family" by Sister Sledge. "All of the people Around us they say Can they be that close Just let me staple the vicar We're giving love In a family dose..." Also, for years my wife thought the lyrics to 10cc's 'I'm Not In Love' went: " I keep your picture Up on the wall It hides a Nestle stain That's lying there"
and that's neat, that's neat,that's neat, that's neat,I really love your tiger feet,your tiger feet,your tiger feet,woooooooo... Great stuff.
The Doors - People are strange La la la la la la La la la la la la La la la la la la La la la la la la Although you don't want me no more Oh, but it's alright, alright with me 'Cause you know, you're gonna want me some day Yes, you will want me, and I'll run away
frank zappa - valerie I can take about an hour on the tower of power 'Long as I gets a little golden shower Oh God I am the American dream With a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream