The guy outside my bedroom window who is right at this very moment shouting at the top of his voice 'WÃÆÃâÃâánker', I'm about to open the window and shout out 'No YOU'RE the wÃÆÃâÃâánker!'
I always get mixed up between Fearne Cotton and Fearne Britton - one of which I'd shag and one of which I'd put down.
Is Fearne Cotton the dame thats always going about with Willobooby? I'd do it, filthy slag. Anyways, I dont hate many, lifes to short to hate, i just choose to not respect certain people.
No ****ing wonder! Such a sad pathetic vile and odious old little man you are ER. You need to be down!