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Name my tortoise

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  1. DuD

    DuD Active Member

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    He's/she's a Marginated so not as common as most tortoises.
     
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    That's a sea turtle...:emoticon-0112-wonde
     
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    Give me a break, there's no 'moar tortoise'. <laugh>
     
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    Just call it tortoise, that's what I did with my snake because I didn't know its gender.

    Call it Shelly! Works for both genders when on a tortoise!
     
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    I was going to make my avi a tortoise a while back. I'd chosen a picture and everything.

    I love tortoises.

    Call him Fabricio, you know it makes sense. <ok>
     
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    It does make sense

    or Jackie <whistle>
     
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    Rep.

    ...oh.
     
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    You can name it after me if you want mate.


    I'm comfortable with that.
     
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    Not exotic enough.
     
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    The best tortoise around:

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    Call it blastoise or whatever the **** they were called <laugh>
     
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    What about Ashley?

    Can be both a male and female name. Also suits a Tortoise, as it's slow to move, with a hard shell.
     
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    Hmmm, I've kinda fell in love with Kuqi as a name though. :/

    Who doesn't love Kuqi? :D
     
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    Blastoise was the one he evolved into.

    Squirtle > Wartotle (Sp?) > Blastoise.
     
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    Have you heard the joke...

    A really drunk guy walks up to a fair ground tent where you have to shoot 3 tins over in 3 shots to win a tortoise,
    So this guy staggers up to the stall and ask's the guy "can I, can I, can i have a little shot at the tins" the stall attendant says "look mate your way to drunk i don't think its a good idea", unimpresssed the drunk guy makes his point and offers the guy an extra fiver to let him shoot finally the stall attendant hands over the rifle and the drunk guy knocks over 3 tins in 3 shots, in shock the attendant says "i never seen anyone do that before heres your tortoise" the drunk guy grins and walks away.
    The next day the same guy, even more drunk than before, staggers up to the same tent and says "Oi mate, can I, can I, can I have a little shot at the tins" again the stall attendent thinks he is to drunk and tells him to go home and sleep it off and come back tomorrow, but the drunk is not having this and offers the guy a tenner, takes his shot hits them all over again, recieves his tortoise and heads off.
    3rd day in a row and the SAME drunk turns up again, this time he can barley stand, falling all over the shop but manages to slur out "can I, can I, can I have a little shot at those tins again". They have the same arguments for the third day in a row but eventually the drunk turns him with another tenner and the promise he won't turn up again tomorrow, reluctantly the stall attendent hands over the rifle and the drunk knocks the tins over 1,2,3, bemused and confused the stall attendent says "wow your really good at this mate but im afraid i have no more tortoise to give you" The drunk guys turns to the attendent and says "Thats fine mate all i want is another one of those crunchy pies".
     
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    <laugh> <laugh> !
     
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    <yikes>
     
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    Omnomnom :3
     
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