Come on guys......ok, they are both undoubtedly ugly UGLY UUGGGLLLYYYY gasheads......but what about a certain Mr Carl Saunders? He fell from the ugly tree, hit every branch on the way down, then got beaten with a shovel about his face! Anyways, on with the game... CARL SAUNDERS
Ronald McDonald (for those of you on the dark side wot reads books I noticed today that the 'remaindered' bookshop towards the top of Park Street on the left has copies of Chris Garland's autobiography 'A Life of Two Halves' for £2)