I know someone whos been in and out of jail since they where 17 that's scared of spiders. Arachnophobia is hilarious to me nothing like seeing a 16 stone brick **** house run away from a tiny wee spider.
I never said I was afraid of spiders. I just stated that I killed them. Boohoo save the arachnids. For just £2 a month you could help save some ......
Which reminds me: Paddy went to the doctor with two black eyes, a busted nose and two cauliflower ears. What the **** happened you asked the Doc. Knock at the door last night and I answered only to find a 6'4" bumble bee with a Doc Martin boot on each foot, who proceeded to kick me around the lawn. Ah, says the Doc, I heard there was a nasty bug going around.
wasps are horrible little ****ers, they dont make honey or anything like their loveable cousins the bee