Off Topic Naff Xmas presents

and which stairs cos didn’t you try 3 other spoons before you got the right one?

 

Nah, I was doing my Age concern thing and walked him to the pub.........Granted he wanted a stop off at Power House to break the journey up

 

Not bad - mine got me a note pad (with the kids artwork on the front) and 2 chocolate oranges.

 

No need for a dildo with a finger like King Kong mate...

 

Your wife has a finger like king kong?

 

a toe..

 

Well, you've seen the toes...

 

Trust me, we wish we hadn't

 

Got a women's NUFC jacket from the Mrs that just so happens to fit her and which was bought months ago allegedly

 

Good scam that. You should buy her a men's rolex then whip it away and say 'oh just realised it's a blokes one so I'll have it'...

 

Filthy git.

 

Oof.

Cannot go wrong with a chocolate orange.

@Schlem Boogerman got a can of de-icer

 

TWO chocolate oranges.

What did you get... a penguin, you, er, penguin?

 

That's classified

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