Nacho Novo 2 year deal

Signed for Morton today apparantly.

 

Not needed at our club, no biggy.

Wonder why he signed for Morton?

 

The glamour of the championship > the drudgery of league one, perhaps?

 

http://sport.stv.tv/football/clubs/morton/242650-nacho-novo-set-to-sign-for-greenock-morton-on-short-term-contract/

Good luck to him. He was starting to cut a pathetic figure. Like a dumped ex-girlfriend who keeps hanging around your old haunts hoping to bump into you and rekindle the flame.

 

I do that. It never works.

 

It does work I met my ex on Saturday night and pumped her.

 

Must be me then. For some unfathomable reason my ex's never want to see me again. One of life's mysteries, I guess.

 

I'm the opposite, never had a messy breakup, kept on good terms and have always shagged them after.

Lothario Pendes

 

Did all those restraining orders give the game away?

 

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Ah wid.

 

It's one negative outcome of burying them in a shallow grave I suppose .

 

what the **** you talking about?






If they're in a shallow grave there's still a few good months of shagging left in em.

 

True but they won't be rushing to try to see you again will they ?

 

More the shock on their faces while screaming "Keep that bastard away from me!".

But, to each their own.

 

I get that a lot too.....Seriously, every single on of my exes hates me to the core. I left my wife earlier this year....the amount of vitriol and hatred bubbling in her court papers is beyond normal.

or maybe I'm just a massive ****.

 

It's summat we can be proud of