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Mystery Striker

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  1. Treble

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    If anybody has actually seen the context in which LVG used the term 'surprise' you'll know this is all nothing more than media sensationalism. A nothing comment leads to a complete non-story.
     
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  2. Diego

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  3. Treble

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    Our mystery striker is playing against Inter right now <diva>

    Skysports have the team as Barcelona instead of Bayern <doh>
     
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  4. Bodinki

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    I would take a 12-96 loss right now
     
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    Heskey for the win
     
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  6. Stan

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    It's Falcao.
     
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  7. Treble

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    With our mystery striker scoring all 108 goals....





















    ...or none.
     
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    Dont cha wish your striker was emile heskey...dont cha .....dont cha!
     
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    I have absolutely no idea who that is so it will definitely be a surprise to me.

    Does he play out wide?
     
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    Its own goal, he is coming back to UTD
     
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    Huntelaar?
    Lukaku?
    Soldado? (Please god no)
    Aubameyang?
    Ibra?
    Pelle from Southampton?
    Walcott?
    Berbatov on a free?
    Heskey?
     
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    Benzema <ok>

    Madrid are now our bitch :emoticon-0164-cash:
     
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    Thought it was someone we havent been linked with
     
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  14. Skylarker

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    Charlie Austin apparently
     
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    Van Gaal has seen the light!
     
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    he was linked 3 weeks ago
     
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    You would have to start looking in league1 to find someone we haven't been linked with so far :grin:
     
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    Plays anywhere except where goals are scored does Jozy Altidore, greatest striker of all time!
     
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    I bet whoever it is we've been linked to him. But bcos of Van Gaal's complete disregard for our press I think this bluff is a particular 2 fingered fck you to them. I honestly wouldnt be surprised if he was having a chuckle to himself watching as they get worked up over it.
     
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