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@Spurlock just spoke with @Matth_2014 and he says "it's over". He says he "tried to fulfil your depraved fantasies" He "put on the thong from Primark, stuck celery and mayonnaise in every orifice," he even "rubbed argan oil over his well polished balls", but it was "never enough".

Please don't call him again, otherwise he'll set his new girlfriend on you...

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I asked you to pm Matthew not Skiddy

 

FFS @Matth_2014 you can't be talking to people like that online

Jeez.

 

Lolz nice one Homey but I'm 6'1 slim with a distinguished appearance.

 

^^^^ Total bollocks.

 

Jealousy Sky is a bad thing bro.

 

Anyway @Matth_2014 am I on block?

 

Have you been upsetting him again Homey?

 

Only this morning my wife said as I walked out the shower butt naked, you look like David Niven. Not sure what parts she was looking at?

 

Mate...I wouldn't brag if any of my punanis compared me to any man.

All that means is she wanted something but settled for a cheap imitation.

Out of the door....Spurlock not **** a baaat.

 

He can't handle me....but he's too afraid to fight me.

 

Cheap? You're not cheap Homey, have some self respect man.

 

Careful mate you'll has SIHIAB rushing here with faux outrage.

 

David Niven

That may be lost on some of the less cultured on here (Sky ahem)

 

Skiddy you in denial fam. You know what I mean.....and you know I am right.

Next time she compares you to another bloke...just get up and walk out...go and get yourself a massage....text her....I want you out by the time I am back....get (insert name)to help shift your clothes...bitch.

Learn to take control....have some Alpha aura about you. You too busy offering to wipe the dishes whilst she washes up.

 

That one went right over your head Homey! Trebs got it

 

It probably did due to this Dave bloke...but the sentiment remains...Trebs is shameless with his googling.

 

Dave?

 

You've been guns of navaroned down mate. Just accept it

 

I have been nothing mate....I take every opportunity I can to man Skiddy up...this was just another one. You got bigger problems closer to home. Go and help Mourinho make some cracking excuses for the next time you play.

I'm havin a Coffee, Spliff and doing the Prediction league.