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My pretend holiday to Dubai again

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  1. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    Bird is an ex pat from Dubai (Jumeirah Beach), so go a fair bit.

    It's ****ing **** and ****ing awesome in fairly equal measures.
     
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  2. LEROY FER 10

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    Just buy your booze at Duty free and don`t piss in the street
     
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  3. Patience

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    <laugh> Nah, her folks' house is well stocked up plus they have a bar in the garden.

    I just think there's **** all to do, other than get pished each and every day.

    Sun bathe? Boring.

    Sightsee? Burj Khalifa, the creek, desert trip, Dubai Mall, Holiday DONE.

    Still going for a wedding in October though <doh>
     
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  4. Mick O'Toon

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    What about golf or horse racing?The race courses look amazing.
     
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  5. LEROY FER 10

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    ****ing eating drinking and poncing about in posh places
     
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    [video]http://uselesshumor.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/photoshop-fail-pasted-boobs.jpg[/video]
     
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  8. LEROY FER 10

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    I bought a bottle of this today.... Pretty sure the PC brigade would force a name change in the UK<yikes>


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  9. The Raging Oxter

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    Where the picture of yer burd in her bikini ya ****?
     
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    When you have finished PM me and i will delete it
     
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  13. The Raging Oxter

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    That's some size of a clit.
     
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  14. LEROY FER 10

    LEROY FER 10 New Member

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    Labia ST labia
     
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  15. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    And there's me thinking it was a tiny penis.
     
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  16. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Yes i am tubby
     
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  18. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Better watch out man.

    Theres a nuclear fireball in the background.
     
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  19. LEROY FER 10

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    That ****er is the sun, when i leave my hotel or a shop it hits you like a pizza oven... Hanging out for a splif big time MD , just didn`t have the balls to shove a Q in my pants
     
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  20. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Sucks to be you.

    I've got a nice bit of seriously stinking weed right now <cheers>
     
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