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  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Basically, it's a parody of life as demonstrated every day on GC.

    Ye's are all in it. Except Jip.

    Synopsis:

    A riveting expose of how GC denizens indirectly influence their own real lives by exposure to GC.

    Chapter 1: Pud was thin until we all told him he was a fat ****.

    Chapter 2: Dev enjoyed sedate debate

    Chapter 3: Edge is a ****.

    Chapter 4: Venom self harms because we convinced him he's ugly

    Chapter 5: Gambol was a sober love God

    Chapter 6: How to have a club foot and fail in business

    Chapter 7: Senga's Revenge

    Chapter 8: Dan's favourite walks; volume 10 (includes scary cattle grids)

    Chapter 9: Ponder is not Ponder Stibbons and he hates that a fictional character is more interesting

    Chapter 10: Eddie's hats and other uses of tinfoil.

    Chapter 11: Nights out in Perth with a right dubious ****

    Chapter 12: The truth about the LYT
     
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  2. Null

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    Sounds good but chapter 5 is pure fiction.
     
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  3. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    You want a second opinion on it, Gambol? Sounds like it needs a good torture scene or two.
     
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  4. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    What about the new guy?
     
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  5. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    He dies in Australia in the first paragraph of the prologue.
     
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  6. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I think you may be missing a chapter there mate!
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Does Trevor get his hole in every chapter?
     
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  8. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    <laugh>
     
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  9. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    He does in my guest-written chapter. If you count getting bummed by a sturdy young stud from Chad.
     
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  10. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    I know the very chap :biggrin:
     
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    Ah that's nice - I was a bit sad that Bealey didn't seem to have a leading role.
     
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    Your in the prologue:

    How Monaco shat it from an octogenarian mackem...then corrected the grammar in his threat texts.
     
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  13. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    *You're
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    As a fictional character myself may I applaud your literary efforts Gambol. I can't figure out whether it should win the Popescu Prize or the Philip K Dick award,
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    You die in the prologue. Did I not say that already?
     
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    Gambol, Aug 19, 2015
  17. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    You're bent
     
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  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I am prone to accepting bribes and cocks up my arse, it's true.
     
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    am i in it
     
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  20. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Chapter 5;

     
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