White socks Roy! In a tanning booth Roy! Ffs Roy! Just stop, I've not laughed so much since the last Pope died.
I used to go swimming after playing squash, but I didn’t go in the pool wearing my shorts, t shirt and white socks bro.
Going by all available evidence @Commachio would take around 3.6 seconds to absolutely annihilate @Roy Munson. In fact I'd say it would be mismatch of the century, any century!
Wtf Roy! Standing in a tanning booth is not "sports" Roy! Christ on a bike! Where the fùck did you find this plank?
Never said I was hard, but I would beat any man that has no fighting skills and i stick up for myself. Nothing wrong with taking pride in your appearance its 2020..