There were no winners for this weeks Italian Lottery where first prize was a cruise. Apparently, its a rollover.
1.) Q. If Man United fans watch Man United TV, and Chelsea fans watch Chelsea TV, and Arsenal fans watch Arsenal TV, what do Ipswich AND LEEDS fans watch?
You boys crack me up! Norwich City - Sponsored by McCain Oven Chips! Form is temporary - class is permanent
I was watching the news about the stricken cruise ship & the News presenter said "shes lying on her side with a gash the size of a tennis court!" I just happened to glance at the missus & now it,s all kicked off
My missus said I had a cock like a Tic Tac. So I asked her how come her sisters breath still smelt then! So after that she said if I put the light out, I could put it up her arse. On reflection, I should have let it cool down a bit.
Fernando Torres has revealed that he has been wearing a T-Shirt under his top ever since his last goal. He promises to reveal it next time he scores against Norwich. The message on it says "Free the Chilean Miners!"
A Mr Paul Jewell was caught speeding in Ipswich last night. When questioned by the Police Officer he explained that he just wanted to know what it was like to get 3 points !
A bus load of Ipswich supporters was travelling back after a game against Millwall. They spotted a Millwall supporter going up an alley. They shouted for the driver to stop and five of them piled out and up the alley to extract some revenge. After 20 minutes nobody came out. 10 then piled off the coach and ran up the alley. 30 minutes later and nobody had come out. Another 10 then did the same thing. 30 minutes later one of them comes crawling out of the alley, clothes all torn and face battered and bruised. He shouts "Look out, piss off quick, its a trap . . . . . there's two of them!"
My wife came in the bathroom and caught me blow drying my penis. What the hell you think you're doing she screamed. Apparently warming your breakfast was not the correct answer.
