Lads, there are some classics listed there. I can also clearly remember when a certain Fashanu played for Narwick the following; We'll break your legs for you Fashanu Fashanu Then you had the One man went to war song with a baseball bat, which ended with a boistorous; TEN MEN WENT TO WAR, WENT TO WAR WITH NORWICH TEN MEN, NINE MEN, EIGHT MEN, SEVEN MEN SIX MEN, FIVE MEN, FOUR MEN, THREE MEN TWO MEN, ONE MAN AND HIS BASEBALL BAT WENT TO WAR WITH NORWICH Or a real old timer from the late 70s was; Cooper is better than Yashin Mariner is better than Eusebio And Norwich are in for a thrashing I want the season to start NOW, I think I may be on heat!!!
It's very similar plum, just spelt slightly different! Similar names and we both love running down the wing yeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhh!
Ohhhhhh, Huckerby's a ****er, He wears a ****er's hat, He plays for Naarwich city, And he's a ****ing twat. He misses with his left foot, He misses with his right, He'll never play for England, Cos he is ****ing ****e!
I think you girls should be watching Glastonbury and stop making right prize pillocks of yourself with your camp songs......
YOUR MAMA DON’T WEAR NO SOCKS (a classic Boy Scouts Camp Song) Leader: Your mama don't wear no socks! Campers: A ding dong!! Leader: I saw 'em when she took 'em off! Campers: A ding dong!! Leader: She threw them in the tree! Campers: A ding dong!! Leader: Now the dog refuses to pee! Campers: A ding dong, dong, dong, dong. A ding dong, dong, dong, dong - A DING DONG!
Oh Narwich went to Cardiff To play in the Play off Cup And when it went to penalties Oh lord they fecked it up! Oh Such he is a scummer! He wears a scummers hat When he missed that penalty He looked a fecking twat! I thank you! I also do weddings, birthdays and bar mitzvahs!