My 2023 New Years Resolution !!!

[Didley Squat]

Wow, l can't wait to write my new years resolution!

1 - Promise NOT to drink anymore ................ there is sits.

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..... and sits

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.... and sits

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.....and sits

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..... and sits

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.....and sits

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.....or any less!

Bartender, can l have another ..........................

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[kiwiqpr]

I promise not to start another countdown clock

 

[kiwiqpr]

Goddammit

http://www.xmasclock.com/

This giving stuff ups difficult

 

[Didley Squat]

Still time to post your resolutions!

 

[Taffvalerowdy]

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[Wooperts_duck]

HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!

 

[Didley Squat]

Best Wishes boys & girls, non binary, non anything, sometimes something, persons.

Hope it’s better than the last !
( that won’t be hard )

 

[Taffvalerowdy]

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[Makemstine Roger]

dont dip it where it aint wanted

 

[Didley Squat]

dont dip it where it aint wanted

….. or fits right!

 

[Makemstine Roger]

DONT USE THE REAR ENTRANCE

 

[Didley Squat]

DONT USE THE REAR ENTRANCE

As a tradie, l'm obligated to.

 

[Wooperts_duck]

It must be hard to find a lady customer who wants work done in her rear passage............

 

[Makemstine Roger]

bugger of a job trying to keep the old probe clean

 

[Didley Squat]

It must be hard to find a lady customer who wants work done in her rear passage............

I’ve spent many a time repairing people’s back doors.

 

[kiwiqpr]

People's
Will you sort out anyone's back door

 

[Makemstine Roger]

ooh er this got a bit stinky quickly

 

[Didley Squat]

People's
Will you sort out anyone's back door

No, l’m very selective…. an expensive.

 

[Wooperts_duck]

I've found Didley's advertising leaflet in the 'Melbourne and Sydney Times' newspaper.......................

"Back Doors fitted - £100 each - massive discounts provided to lady customers"

 

[Makemstine Roger]

next to the article written

Back doors smashed in relaxer
chloroform 10cl 200 quid
Rapinol 20cl 250
gay boys easy access 3,000 a bargain you cu7ts