Cool, I have been to a club where ladies are like kind of stuck to a poll, like the ones you get in a fire station. Anyway she was just spinning around on this poll and must have been rather cold as she didnt have an awful lot on to wear. I think thats why men were putting offering her money as they felt sorry for her, towards something from Primark. I went back the next week as I had a ten pound Primark gift voucher, when I offered it to the woman on the poll she was very rude, told me to "P!ss off and get a life you sad pervert". Well I never went back after that and I now have no sympathy for them!
UTR's said ........ "Could you all help me out? I need your opinion on a rather pressing matter!" Dr Aussie would suggest you go ahead and fart ............it relieves a lot of built up pressure. Consider this a free consultation.
Mate, it's a small world Right, I took your advice and did the gas passing deed but I now have another problem. Why do my brand new white y-fronts I got from Marks & sparks look like someone wearing Brown lipstick has kissed my backside?
I can name loads of stuff I wouldn't want or like and you don't have to pay for it. Crabs, VD, being vomitied on, a Brown lipstick kiss Mark on your best brand new white y-fronts. Winning a ticket to see Cold play live in concert from some competition!
Is it an Indian guy? I had that a lot last year, used to **** with him telling him I worked for Microsoft and basically just calling him out. I'd turn it around and ask him all the questions like 'What operating system am I running" 'I don't have a computer so how can something be wrong?" and keeping him on the line wasting his time until he hung up. I miss messing with that guy!
