My 1st Poll attempt

[UTRs]

Here's my attempt at a poll

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Cool,

I have been to a club where ladies are like kind of stuck to a poll, like the ones you get in a fire station. Anyway she was just spinning around on this poll and must have been rather cold as she didnt have an awful lot on to wear. I think thats why men were putting offering her money as they felt sorry for her, towards something from Primark.

I went back the next week as I had a ten pound Primark gift voucher, when I offered it to the woman on the poll she was very rude, told me to "P!ss off and get a life you sad pervert".

Well I never went back after that and I now have no sympathy for them!

 

[San Diego]

Quality ^

 

[Didley Squat]

UTR's said ........ "Could you all help me out? I need your opinion on a rather pressing matter!"

Dr Aussie would suggest you go ahead and fart ............it relieves a lot of built up pressure.
Consider this a free consultation.

 

[kiwiqpr]

who dosent like free stuff

 

[UTRs]

Wow !! I used to have an Uncle Bill, perhaps we are related.....

Mate, it's a small world

UTR's said ........ "Could you all help me out? I need your opinion on a rather pressing matter!"

Dr Aussie would suggest you go ahead and fart ............it relieves a lot of built up pressure.
Consider this a free consultation.

Right, I took your advice and did the gas passing deed but I now have another problem.

Why do my brand new white y-fronts I got from Marks & sparks look like someone wearing Brown lipstick has kissed my backside?

 

[UTRs]

Mate, it's a small world


Right, I took your advice and did the gas passing deed but I now have another problem.

Why do my brand new white y-fronts I got from Marks & sparks look like someone wearing Brown lipstick has kissed my backside?

If my girlfriend finds these undies she will freak and think I'm cheating!

 

[UTRs]

who dosent like free stuff

I can name loads of stuff I wouldn't want or like and you don't have to pay for it. Crabs, VD, being vomitied on,
a Brown lipstick kiss Mark on your best brand new white y-fronts. Winning a ticket to see Cold play live in concert from some competition!

 

[kiwiqpr]

Best to avoid the white Y fronts
So I have been told

 

[Wooperts_duck]

Just tell her that the Pope kissed your ring. She might be convinced.

 

[Didley Squat]

Happy New Year this week!
Ok, l can go back to sitting in the corner now.

 

[Didley Squat]

Mate, it's a small world


Right, I took your advice and did the gas passing deed but I now have another problem.

Why do my brand new white y-fronts I got from Marks & sparks look like someone wearing Brown lipstick has kissed my backside?

Sorry, no more free advice.
Gone out of business.

 

[Didley Squat]

Ok, free advice back in business....
Fire away!

 

[Didley Squat]

Sorry, Bank Holiday ..... I'm shut!

 

[kiwiqpr]

never bloody open when I am finished work

 

[Didley Squat]

I have a 24/7 call centre based in India if that helps.

 

[kiwiqpr]

they keep ringing me and telling me there is a problem with my computer

 

[Didley Squat]

they keep ringing me and telling me there is a problem with my computer

Don't worry, just give them your Visa card details and all will be fixed.

 

[kiwiqpr]

cheers aussie
feel so much better now

 

[Didley Squat]

cheers aussie
feel so much better now

So do we $$$$$$$$$$$$$$

 

[San Diego]

they keep ringing me and telling me there is a problem with my computer

Is it an Indian guy?
I had that a lot last year, used to **** with him telling him I worked for Microsoft and basically just calling him out. I'd turn it around and ask him all the questions like 'What operating system am I running"
'I don't have a computer so how can something be wrong?" and keeping him on the line wasting his time until he hung up.
I miss messing with that guy!