1. Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!

Prediction League Mustyfrog's Championship Prediction Game Of Destiny And Doom!!!!

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Joelinton's Right Foot, Jul 14, 2016.

  1. mustyfrog

    mustyfrog Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Apr 7, 2011
    Messages:
    27,389
    Likes Received:
    10,650
    my type would be someone who would run a comp and do updates after every week
     
    #721
    Warmir Pouchov and Obi Wan like this.
  2. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    May 1, 2011
    Messages:
    27,720
    Likes Received:
    22,611
    Oops, well someone definitely came to the wrong forum then.

    :)
     
    #722
    mustyfrog likes this.
  3. mustyfrog

    mustyfrog Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Apr 7, 2011
    Messages:
    27,389
    Likes Received:
    10,650
  4. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    May 1, 2014
    Messages:
    15,581
    Likes Received:
    18,230
  5. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    36,751
    Likes Received:
    21,916
    Home team 2 Away Team 1

    UNLESS :
    a). The home team wear RED, in which case make it 1-1
    OR
    b). The away team has to wear their 2nd/3rd kit, in which case make it 2-0

    In the instance that BOTH the home team wear red AND the away team has to wear their 2nd/3rd kit then the score should be 3-1

    UNLESS:
    c). the home team ALSO has a foreign manager, in which case it should be 2-0
    OR
    d). the away team ALSO has to travel more than 50 miles, in which case it should be 0-1

    In the event that the home team wears red AND has a foreign manager AND the away team has to wear the 2nd/3rd AND travel more than 50 miles case the score should be 3-0.

    UNLESS it is a Sunday game, in which case make it 1-2

    Thanks Nev keep up the good work mate. <ok>
     
    #725
  6. Nolberto's Salsa Inferno

    Nolberto's Salsa Inferno Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2011
    Messages:
    2,642
    Likes Received:
    1,388
  7. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    36,751
    Likes Received:
    21,916
    Home team 2 Away team 1

    UNLESS that doesn't turn out to be the actual score, in which case please instead apply the actual score as my prediction. <ok>
     
    #727
  8. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

    Joined:
    Jun 1, 2011
    Messages:
    37,088
    Likes Received:
    12,616
  9. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    May 1, 2011
    Messages:
    27,720
    Likes Received:
    22,611
  10. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jun 27, 2011
    Messages:
    72,363
    Likes Received:
    37,729
    I felt guilty....
     
    #730

  11. mustyfrog

    mustyfrog Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Apr 7, 2011
    Messages:
    27,389
    Likes Received:
    10,650
    #731
  12. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    36,751
    Likes Received:
    21,916
    Looks like I got maximum points this week. :)
    Please repeat this strategy for every week.
    Thanks Nev, keep up the good work mate. <ok>
     
    #732
  13. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    May 1, 2014
    Messages:
    15,581
    Likes Received:
    18,230
  14. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    Jun 27, 2011
    Messages:
    72,363
    Likes Received:
    37,729
  15. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
    Forum Moderator

    Joined:
    May 1, 2011
    Messages:
    27,720
    Likes Received:
    22,611
  16. Nolberto's Salsa Inferno

    Nolberto's Salsa Inferno Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2011
    Messages:
    2,642
    Likes Received:
    1,388
  17. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    36,751
    Likes Received:
    21,916
    Home Team 2 Away Team 2, UNLESS it is either a Tuesday, Wednesday or Saturday game in which case make it Home Team 2 Away Team 1.
     
    #737
  18. Beardsley's Stylist

    Beardsley's Stylist Well-Known Member

    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2011
    Messages:
    1,211
    Likes Received:
    843
    Home Team - Add up each letter in their name i.e. A=1 B=2 C=3 etc. Divide the total by the temperature at kick-off (in ºC) and round down to the nearest whole number
    Away Team - √ -1
     
    #738
  19. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

    Joined:
    Jun 1, 2011
    Messages:
    37,088
    Likes Received:
    12,616
  20. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace

    Joined:
    Jan 25, 2011
    Messages:
    36,751
    Likes Received:
    21,916
    Right Nev, please follow this process in strict order or it won't work:

    1. For the HOME TEAM, first take their average home attendance so far this season and divide that by the year the club was officially founded, then multiply by the combined age of their match day squad, then divide by the number of people in the crowd called Dave, and finally deduct the number of red and yellow cards they received in their previous match.

    2. For the AWAY TEAM first add up the numbers on their players' shirts in the starting 11, then multiply that by the number of times the club has won the FA Cup, divide that by the number of times frebore has said 'the premier league of English football', then add the number of empty seats at a Sunderland home match after 30 minutes, and then minus the number of times Albert has 'promised" to bare his fat ass in Fenwick's window.

    3. Repeat steps 1 & 2 for every game.

    4. Add up all the above calculations, discard the results and then make my predictions HOME TEAM 2 AWAY TEAM 1.

    Thanks Nev, keep up the good work mate. <ok>
     
    #740
    JakartaToon likes this.

Share This Page