Mumps.

[Nads]

My lass has it.

It's not very pleasant, she looks like one of them fat booth photo's you see doing the rounds.

I just thought it was like chicken pocks or summat 'mumps' rhymes with 'bumps'

This is a plea for sympathy.

We should have landed in Malaga by now, and i should have been going to La Roselada tonight to watch Malaga get arse ****ed off Barcelona.

Instead, i'm making chicken soup for the mrs and sat on the settee watching some dogshit programme about some couple wanting to buy a ****ing farm in Galloway.

Add to this the non refundable flights on jet2, and i'm pretty ****ed off.

Fortunately her uncle who lives over there has taken the 135 euro a pop tickets, or i'd be hoying her in the Tyne.

And you though you were having a **** day....

 

[Wherewereyou]

My lass has it.

It's not very pleasant, she looks like one of them fat booth photo's you see doing the rounds.

I just thought it was like chicken pocks or summat 'mumps' rhymes with 'bumps'

This is a plea for sympathy.

We should have landed in Malaga by now, and i should have been going to La Roselada tonight to watch Malaga get arse ****ed off Barcelona.

Instead, i'm making chicken soup for the mrs and sat on the settee watching some dogshit programme about some couple wanting to buy a ****ing farm in Galloway.

Add to this the non refundable flights on jet2, and i'm pretty ****ed off.

Fortunately her uncle who lives over there has taken the 135 euro a pop tickets, or i'd be hoying her in the Tyne.

And you though you were having a **** day....

Hope you've already had it!

 

[Nads]

Hope you've already had it!

I haven't, so that's a slight concern.

I'm pretty bulletproof in general like, i'd be mortified if i got it.

Nowt i can do now anyway, if i get iti've already got it now i think, takes afew weeks to come through.

I'll be sat on the beach in Marbella looking like John ****ing Merrick.

 

[Wherewereyou]

I haven't, so that's a slight concern.

I'm pretty bulletproof in general like, i'd be mortified if i got it.

Nowt i can do now anyway, if i get iti've already got it now i think, takes afew weeks to come through.

I'll be sat on the beach in Marbella looking like John ****ing Merrick.

I'm on the Costa meself in a couple of weeks, so I'll recognise you easy enough!!!

 

[Nads]

I'm on the Costa meself in a couple of weeks, so I'll recognise you easy enough!!!

Ha.

We're moving out there on the 5th June, was meant to be there today to finalize some stuff with the house and arrange a delivery date for a car, i'm gonna have to go midweek, which is a right pain in the arse.

In all honesty though, if i'm honest i'm a soft twat, and when push comes to shove, you have to look after your mrs don't you.

Sadly.

 

[Steven Royston O'Neill]

My lass has it.

It's not very pleasant, she looks like one of them fat booth photo's you see doing the rounds.

I just thought it was like chicken pocks or summat 'mumps' rhymes with 'bumps'

This is a plea for sympathy.

We should have landed in Malaga by now, and i should have been going to La Roselada tonight to watch Malaga get arse ****ed off Barcelona.

Instead, i'm making chicken soup for the mrs and sat on the settee watching some dogshit programme about some couple wanting to buy a ****ing farm in Galloway.

Add to this the non refundable flights on jet2, and i'm pretty ****ed off.

Fortunately her uncle who lives over there has taken the 135 euro a pop tickets, or i'd be hoying her in the Tyne.

And you though you were having a **** day....

Dont you mean opening a tin. Give her a kiss from me, go on, dare you

 

[Nads]

Dont you mean opening a tin. Give her a kiss from me, go on, dare you

Making/opening a tin, whatever.

 

[Obertan's Rancid Toe]

What a bitch.

 

[Nads]

What a bitch.

My sentiments exactly.