Fork !!!, you got off light mate, someone nicked all me plums off me allotment, really I ask yer Plums FFS,
no not yet but i got a mate who vewing as a guest on here knowing him he will know more haha so ian if ur reading this can u find kemptons fork and flare and return it too him before he gets lost cheers! and i agree with u on allotments the last care home i worked at had their own allotment i loved it haha
Sorry about that Trax,i think it could of been our lass,she likes to to make jam and chutneys and that !
Your missus must work for Hartleys, there was loads of em, if I ever catch the sods, i,ll rip their bleeding plums off and hand em over to your missus to put in her jam pan
They are actually Japanese water melons grown in moulds to make them funny shapes. They're big in Japan, according to Alphaville.
