Mr Nice = Mr Dead

Did you read about that on the internet Mindy?

 

Ok thanks for clearing that up .

In answer to your query - no

 

Yes, I was on Age of Empires online and this foreign sounding dude told me that burds find nice guys boring but really dig dirty jeans and borrowed trainers

 

That is a shame, in fact it isn't really as it was very ****. I think somebody posted it on this very forum many moons ago.

 

The only thing funny about his book was the Irish guy. An up his own arse twat.

Lived a decent life all the same.

 

Only likes things that have an Irish connection ^^^^

 

Who was funnier than McCann

 

I don't really remember the book... I was stoned when I read it.

 

Marks was a bit more advanced than some floppy-fringed student who had a bush growing in his Nan's greenhouse. He didn't get put in prison for jaywalking FFS.

If you take drugs, any sort of drugs and I include alcohol, then you are oblivious to just how feckin' tedious you really are when on what ever the substance de jour is. Nothing worse than having to sit there while some pill-popping, line-snorting, spliff-smoking, pissy-pants twat bangs on about how un-harmful it all is. If you want proof just take a gander at some of the numptys on GC, I rest my case.

And if a well known DJ of the day copped a feel off my daughter I would expect him to be treated as harshly as the law allows but not have her say in 20, 30 or 40 years time that her life had been ruined on the back of hearing about someone else getting it far worse back in the day. We're not talking concentration camp victims here.

Round my way a sore bum and a lollipop was considered flattery.

 

Take a drink

 

Aye, but when i'm eccied aff my nut, snorting ****e coke, smoking joints, and asking when the ket will arrive, I'm not doing it in the company of tedious, anti-drug, sex offenders, but rather like-minded awesome people like myself.

 

Milk no sugar, ta.

 

fixed

 

Do you class coffee a drug, which many people can't operate until they have had a cup in the morning?

 

To put things in perspective, how many people do you know who've woken up in the cells covered in blood that may or may not be someone else's, following a night on the coffee?

 

Sorry, I thought you meant drugs, as in it alters the mind and/or body. I didn't realise you were exclusively speaking about maniacs trying to kill ****s. Prick.

 

Also, how many stoners do you know that have woken up with red stuff on them and it hasn't been from a pizza or kebab? In fact Grove, you can **** right off. Enjoy being in my ignore list. Prick.

 

Not very nice this thread, Mr or not

 

I agree mate, but you can blame that ****, Grove for it. Prick that he is.

 

You know what, you're not a very nice person.