Mouser Watch #2

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Sorry guys ive been hitting the drugs hard this weekend at the bodmin gaol festival jamming to the sounds of electro tech dj duo Haig and Roofpert, Even managed to get a blowy of some cock gobbler during their new track "3rd in a 2 horse race", Epic weekend guys! it feels like ive eaten a cheese grater and its taking me about 5mins to raise my head without feeling dizzy, so worth it though.
 
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Sorry guys ive been hitting the drugs hard this weekend at the bodmin gaol festival jamming to the sounds of electro tech dj duo Haig and Roofpert, Even managed to get a blowy of some cock gobbler during their new track "3rd in a 2 horse race", Epic weekend guys! it feels like ive eaten a cheese grater and its taking me about 5mins to raise my head without feeling dizzy, so worth it though.

****ing hippy. Get yer hair cut
 
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Martin Skrtel doesn't appear to be getting on too well with Jurgen Klopp.
It's pretty well known that they don't see eye to eye, but it's a safe bet that the defender's on the way out, now.
Why? He's referred to his manager as a dickhead in Slovakian on a social media post! <laugh>

£5.5m to Fenerbahce, apparently. Don't think he'll be missed, to be honest.
 
bout time skittles was shown the door, thats automatically 10/15 less goals conceded next year :D
 
yo fellas, thought id pop in at least once during the summer/**** weather season and ask what are your takings on the business done by clubs in general so far including yourselves, many thanks ****tards

lovingly... Sucky
 
well we all know we like to pay over the odds, hopefully when we do under klopp it will be actually worth it for once <laugh> (i hope)

ive bin busy shagging birds and taking drugs whilst promoting a tour this summer Haig, its been pretty quiet anyway and i hate international footy so all worked out well.

skrtel is gone, hopefully we are getting 30 back for benteke from palace too... i remember being laughed at here for saying that a while back but (in my nigel farage voice) "youre not laughing now" (bet we dont sell him now ffs)
 
well we all know we like to pay over the odds, hopefully when we do under klopp it will be actually worth it for once <laugh> (i hope)

ive bin busy shagging birds and taking drugs whilst promoting a tour this summer Haig, its been pretty quiet anyway and i hate international footy so all worked out well.

skrtel is gone, hopefully we are getting 30 back for benteke from palace too... i remember being laughed at here for saying that a while back but (in my nigel farage voice) "youre not laughing now" (bet we dont sell him now ffs)

Nice to see you're also selling young talent AKA Jordan Ibe
 
Nice to see you're also selling young talent AKA Jordan Ibe

He has a **** attitude, a 'I've already made it' sort of attitude and Klopp doesn't like it, especially when earlier on in the season Klopp wanted Ibe to come on and he wasn't even in his kit.

We trust Klopp to make the right choice, Ibe had been playing poorly for a while and he was getting quite lazy too.

None of us are really that bothered at the moment about Ibe, we may regret it in a few years but every club has sold a player that they end up regretting, I mean look at United and Pogba!
 
Jurgen Klopp on Mario Balotelli:

"...it's clear we need a solution."

The insurance payout on Balotelli's career being ended by injury, say £15m.
He has a **** attitude, a 'I've already made it' sort of attitude and Klopp doesn't like it, especially when earlier on in the season Klopp wanted Ibe to come on and he wasn't even in his kit.

We trust Klopp to make the right choice, Ibe had been playing poorly for a while and he was getting quite lazy too.

None of us are really that bothered at the moment about Ibe, we may regret it in a few years but every club has sold a player that they end up regretting, I mean look at United and Pogba!

Didn't you put in one of those nasty buy-back at a set price clauses, like R Madrid with Morata? If you did, then fair play for doing so. For you, it's like a loan where you get your hands on the other club's money. You can't lose.

I wouldn't want my club to pay out good money for latent talent, develop the player and the have to sell him back for little more shortly after. That's just nuts and bad for the game, in my view. Good for the bigger clubs, though - isn't everything?
 
Didn't you put in one of those nasty buy-back at a set price clauses, like R Madrid with Morata? If you did, then fair play for doing so. For you, it's like a loan where you get your hands on the other club's money. You can't lose.

I wouldn't want my club to pay out good money for latent talent, develop the player and the have to sell him back for little more shortly after. That's just nuts and bad for the game, in my view. Good for the bigger clubs, though - isn't everything?

Apparently we have, but not really heard much about it.

You're right though, got to feel sorry for the smaller clubs - only person I wouldn't feel sorry for is Pardew and that's because he's a ****er ;) <ok>