Mouser Watch #2

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For a fee of £8mill over 6 months!...
Bargain compared to Rooney or Balotelli :D I wonder what utd will Offer Kane in wages, if it's in the Rooney bracket you may as well call it a done deal and look at possible replacements early as I'm sure you've learnt your lesson in that respect with past players leaving for big wages and successful football, who would you go for?
 
Bargain compared to Rooney or Balotelli :D I wonder what utd will Offer Kane in wages, if it's in the Rooney bracket you may as well call it a done deal and look at possible replacements early as I'm sure you've learnt your lesson in that respect with past players leaving for big wages and successful football, who would you go for?

Kane won't leave for some while yet. So, it's immaterial.

I thought Klipperty picked the wrong match to try and ingratiate himself with the fans.

Pretty embarrassing after just scraping a 96th minute equalizer at home to the new Stoke!...
 
Kane won't leave for some while yet. So, it's immaterial.

I thought Klipperty picked the wrong match to try and ingratiate himself with the fans.

Pretty embarrassing after just scraping a 96th minute equalizer at home to the new Stoke!...
So what is it that will keep Kane from the clutches of utd? You can't match the wages they can offer, you can't offer him a greater chance of success either, or regular cl football if any at all, or is this another spud hallucination about Kane loving the club and wanting to "stay out" with "his mates" and "play in a brand new world class stadium" again? :D
 
So what is it that will keep Kane from the clutches of utd? You can't match the wages they can offer, you can't offer him a greater chance of success either, or regular cl football if any at all, or is this another spud hallucination about Kane loving the club and wanting to "stay out" with "his mates" and "play in a brand new world class stadium" again? :D
Everything you write there also applied to Steven Gerrard but he never left Liverpool for money or success. Why are you so sure that Kane isn't the same?
 
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So what is it that will keep Kane from the clutches of utd? You can't match the wages they can offer, you can't offer him a greater chance of success either, or regular cl football if any at all, or is this another spud hallucination about Kane loving the club and wanting to "stay out" with "his mates" and "play in a brand new world class stadium" again? :D

As has been said, ' he's one of our own'.

He may leave at some point. Never say never, but not for 2-3 years yet.
 
Everything you write there also applied to Steven Gerrard but he never left Liverpool for money or success. Why are you so sure that Kane isn't the same?
Because the general consensus is that spurs are at best a mid table club and Gerrard had just won the cl with Liverpool as captain. Again what you got to offer Kane that utd can't in abundance apart from cockney accents
How's the title push going?

Mousers!!!!
Great so far, gained some more points on the teams above us including you again this weekend. How's yours going? Ya know the norf landan Power-Shift you above arsenal yet? :D
 
And despite the Klopp factor you're still looking up at West Ham, Watford, Palace and us from a mid-table position. Preparing for another title push by failing to qualify for Europe again are we? Mousers! The gift that keeps on giving.
 
Because the general consensus is that spurs are at best a mid table club and Gerrard had just won the cl with Liverpool as captain. Again what you got to offer Kane that utd can't in abundance apart from cockney accents

Great so far, gained some more points on the teams above us including you again this weekend. How's yours going? Ya know the norf landan Power-Shift you above arsenal yet? :D

All you could offer Gerrard was his house getting burgled and his car nicked. But, the silly twat stayed anyway.

Klipperty wants to be careful that his next visit to the Kop isn't greeted with some Anglo Saxon words that he may not have heard yet!...
 
And despite the Klopp factor you're still looking up at West Ham, Watford, Palace and us from a mid-table position. Preparing for another title push by failing to qualify for Europe again are we? Mousers! The gift that keeps on giving.
You can look at it like that in HD (haig definition) if you want, but the fact is we are closer than before so it's going well, which is what you asked ;)
 
All you could offer Gerrard was his house getting burgled and his car nicked. But, the silly twat stayed anyway.

Klipperty wants to be careful that his next visit to the Kop isn't greeted with some Anglo Saxon words that he may not have heard yet!...
Unless your statement has been proven in court or is on record somewhere that makes it rumour so let's get back to the question you skipped "what can you offer Kane that utd can't in abundance?"
 
Unless your statement has been proven in court or is on record somewhere that makes it rumour so let's get back to the question you skipped "what can you offer Kane that utd can't in abundance?"

His house getting burgled - more than once I believe - was all over the papers!...here's one of them. I think he got done about 3 years before that too....

http://www.bbc.com/news/10170588

What could you offer Gerrard apart from getting his house burgled? Silly twat stayed all those years and won **** all...
 
Your shell suit and perm must be too tight mate. You're delusional. You're mid-table fodder and on course to bring home another finish below us. I've told you the 80's are over and you finish below Spurs; the only change is now you finish below the dregs of London football like the Spammers, Watford and Palace as well.
 
Your shell suit and perm must be too tight mate. You're delusional. You're mid-table fodder and on course to bring home another finish below us. I've told you the 80's are over and you finish below Spurs; the only change is now you finish below the dregs of London football like the Spammers, Watford and Palace as well.

Don't confuse him! He's probably only young and doesn't realise that football history ended in 1989! <whistle>
 
His house getting burgled - more than once I believe - was all over the papers!...here's one of them. I think he got done about 3 years before that too....

http://www.bbc.com/news/10170588

What could you offer Gerrard apart from getting his house burgled? Silly twat stayed all those years and won **** all...
Stayed all those years and won every club football competition bar the Premier league you mean. Silly twat :D
 
His house getting burgled - more than once I believe - was all over the papers!...here's one of them. I think he got done about 3 years before that too....

http://www.bbc.com/news/10170588

What could you offer Gerrard apart from getting his house burgled? Silly twat stayed all those years and won **** all...
That's happened to loads of LFC players and Manchester players over the years, they think all of them could be the same gang, still don't see what any of it has to do with you not being able to answer a simple question about Kane going to utd but ok lol
 
He's not even smart enough to come wumming after a victory! Even lower intelligence than your average mouser (and that's only slightly less intelligent than an amoeba).
Why do you assume I'm wumming on the "mouser watch" thread? I'm filling in for haig as he's been on suicide watch since the Newcastle game and who else is going to keep you updated on weekly facts like gaining points on the above teams and closing the already very small gap until we pass you by around the 20th :) I'm doing you a service and I'm hounded for it, honestly
 
Stayed all those years and won every club football competition bar the Premier league you mean. Silly twat :D
He won the CL 10 years ago. And the FA cup 9 years ago. Plenty of time to have accepted one of Mourinho's tasty offers since then; but no, the silly twat stayed.

Loyalty, you see. Our boy has it too. <ok>
 
WE'LL TAKE THIS SLOWLY.

Now repeat after me:

"The Mousers are mid-table teams. We finish below Spurs. We are learning our place"

Once you've managed that we can move on to:

"Mouser teams are worse than Crystal Palace"