Mouser Watch #2

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You do know you're behind Everton, Southampton and West Ham don't you or has the Alzheimer's got to the stage that you think you're in the 80's still?

Sorry to tell you that United have won more titles than you, Cilla, Lennon and Harrison are dead, Tarby's not funny anymore (was he ever?) and your club's "This year is our year" is a very long running joke (silver anniversary I think). We finish above you these days. Accept it for what it is.
1 point in it you numpty lol like I said collective delusion and mass denial is a disease, you lot got it on a terminal level ;)
 
1 point in it you numpty lol like I said collective delusion and mass denial is a disease, you lot got it on a terminal level ;)

Look Suck old boy we are ready to be amused by the famous Liverpool sense of humour but so far you have not displayed the better aspects of your species. Feel free to keep trying. <ok>
 
Look Suck old boy we are ready to be amused by the famous Liverpool sense of humour but so far you have not displayed the better aspects of your species. Feel free to keep trying. <ok>
Yeah but you chaps are entertaining, like watching someone punch themselves in the face repeatedly ;p
 
Another unfunny Mouser!! Tarby, John Bishop, You. Go on, be funny like Carragher when he used to score for us or Gerrard when he told that whopper in court!!
 
Tell us the one where you pay Balotelli £110k per week for 5 years!! I love that one, or In Brendan WeTrust...Sack him, he's worse than Roy Hodgson. In that funny, squeaky voice you've all got. Hilarious!!
 
i like the one about how hurra kane will stay with you until this new world class stadium is ready .... yknow cos he wants to play with his "mates" :1980_boogie_down::emoticon-0136-giggl
 
Son, why don't you get yourself a boyfriend or girlfriend? ****ing yourself off over the possible Premier League table in 3 weeks time is very, very sad.
 
I see the Bin Dippers received another one of their customary gift wrapped penalties against Swansea in order to claim three points, the Swans defender turned his back and put his arm up in self defense from close range, the ball hits his arm and hey presto, penalty! Hardly intentional handball when a player is not even looking at the ball. There is not even a glimmer of a chance that would have been awarded if it was for Swansea, particularly at Klanfield.
 
Mousers spend more than any other club on agents fees, 14.3 Million. Manure 13.8, Citeh 13.4, Goons 11.9, Wet Spam 7.0, Spurs 5.9. The agents must love FMG, where there's muck there's money.
 
I see the Bin Dippers received another one of their customary gift wrapped penalties against Swansea in order to claim three points, the Swans defender turned his back and put his arm up in self defense from close range, the ball hits his arm and hey presto, penalty! Hardly intentional handball when a player is not even looking at the ball. There is not even a glimmer of a chance that would have been awarded if it was for Swansea, particularly at Klanfield.
he bottled getting a ball in the face, he had no reason to raise his arms, all this bitching like little girls wont change the fact it was given and we gained points on everyone above us bar city :D
 
Do the agents fees include Gerrard's weekly salary, given he admitted to being an agent of Rodgers' tapping-up campaigns in his biography?
Not sure tbh :D but it's pretty common practice for legends of the game to assist in coaxing player's to their respective clubs just in case you didn't know ;)
 
Not sure tbh :D but it's pretty common practice for legends of the game to assist in coaxing player's to their respective clubs just in case you didn't know ;)

No it isn't. I've never once heard Spurs through and through legends like Mabbutt, Lineker, Hoddle or King offering their sage advice to players to join the club. In fact, I've never heard Le Tissier do it for Southampton, nor Shearer for Newcastle, nor Southall for Everton. To their credit, you also don't see the likes of Adams, Henry and Bergkamp being wheeled out every transfer window to recruit for Arsenal.

No, there are essentially 3 teams in the entire country whose ex players consider themselves morally incorruptible to the questionable practice of publicly tapping up employees of other clubs: Liverpool, Chelsea and United.

And don't say 'that's because of the success of the clubs', because you and United have been signing **** for years now.
 
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No it isn't. I've never once heard Spurs through and through legends like Mabbutt, Lineker, Hoddle or King offering their sage advice to players to join the club. In fact, I've never heard Le Tissier do it for Southampton, nor Shearer for Newcastle, nor Southall for Everton. To their credit, you also don't see the likes of Adams, Henry and Bergkamp being wheeled out every transfer window to recruit for Arsenal.

No, there are essentially 3 teams in the entire country whose ex players consider themselves morally incorruptible to the questionable practice of publicly tapping up employees of other clubs: Liverpool, Chelsea and United.

And don't say 'that's because of the success of the clubs', because you and United have been signing **** for years now.
I don't see why you're so outraged though? And you are naive if you think players don't talk up other players, be it on the phone or during international games including the ones you mentioned.