Mouser Watch #2

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Page_Moss_Kopite said:
Hoddle Is A God said:
Superb entertainment!
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Not as entertaining as you poking your nose into a Sky Sports News report at WHL

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Which one do you think is HIAG PMK?
Is he the one trying to look hard on the reporters right? The 'confused' looking one over his left shoulder? Or the one gazing adoringly into his eyes, hanging onto his every word of 'spud love'? Or the spud head poking his head in?

My money's on number 3.

The one poking his head in looks too bright.
 
Notice in that pic, the guy to our left, winks as the dashingly handsome chap appears in shot, superbly executed!
 
gaf 71 said:
Which one do you think is HIAG PMK?
Is he the one trying to look hard on the reporters right? The 'confused' looking one over his left shoulder? Or the one gazing adoringly into his eyes, hanging onto his every word of 'spud love'? Or the spud head poking his head in?

My money's on number 3.

The one poking his head in looks too bright.
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<laugh> It's the scene every football fan dreads - transfer window deadline night, the cameras pan in on your support and then people on internet forums take the piss out of what they look like - and usually not wiothout good reason. There are definitely upsides to supporting a championship team!
 
gaf 71 said:
Which one do you think is HIAG PMK?
Is he the one trying to look hard on the reporters right? The 'confused' looking one over his left shoulder? Or the one gazing adoringly into his eyes, hanging onto his every word of 'spud love'? Or the spud head poking his head in?

My money's on number 3.

The one poking his head in looks too bright.
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Because all Liverpool fans look like Brad Pitt, don't they?

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humanbeingincroydon said:
gaf 71 said:
Which one do you think is HIAG PMK?
Is he the one trying to look hard on the reporters right? The 'confused' looking one over his left shoulder? Or the one gazing adoringly into his eyes, hanging onto his every word of 'spud love'? Or the spud head poking his head in?

My money's on number 3.

The one poking his head in looks too bright.
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Because all Liverpool fans look like Brad Pitt, don't they?

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Weak.
 
I've been to Merseyside (once, when I was a kid), and I heard what Mousers really sound like when they talk to one another. I don't know what language it is, but it clearly isn't any form of English that I know. The Mousers that we are permitted to be exposed to on TV and radio appear to be quite civilised, in many respects.
 
I'll never forget the day I met Steven Gerrard and Jamie Carragher in Liverpool.

It was the same day my Wallet, watch and wedding ring were stolen.
 
RRich said:
I'll never forget the day I met Steven Gerrard and Jamie Carragher in Liverpool.

It was the same day my Wallet, watch and wedding ring were stolen.
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To describe those items as stolen when they were in fact confiscated by the police(along with your Euston/Lime St Awayday Shoplifters Special return rail ticket)and logged as evidence is mildly amusing.

But you'll get your day in court guvnor.<ok>
 
I'm very wary when I'm and about and I happen to hear anyone talking Mouser. I'm sure they are good people, but I don't really want to take the chance. I knew someone who tried to befriend a Mouser at University, and it all ended in tears. The Mouser was into some really weird music, and they had to part ways. it's not that I haven't tried. When I was little, I used to watch Blind Date, and try to work out what was going on, but I had to give it up, in the end.

I did enjoy watching Bread (an early 80s fly-on-the-wall socio-documentary about a family of dole-cheats). I believe that Maggie Thatcher's government closed a lot of the benefits loop-holes following the shocking revelations in that series. Old people were no longer permitted to live next door to their relatives, for a start. The days when "grandad" could live next door to his thieving den of grandchildren scallywags and top up his pension with easy hand-outs were well and truly numbered, following the shameful scams perpetrated by the Boswell family. They don't make gritty Northern documentaries like that any more.
 
Yeah HIAG the old telly shows were very politically accurate of the places they portrayed back then, Love Thy Neighbour for instance showed the plight of black families in London living next door to racists and there was the Sweeney showing that London was top of the league in terms of serious and violent crime.

Those were the days.
 
Page_Moss_Kopite said:
Yeah HIAG the old telly shows were very politically accurate of the places they portrayed back then, Love Thy Neighbour for instance showed the plight of black families in London living next door to racists and there was the Sweeney showing that London was top of the league in terms of serious and violent crime.

Those were the days.
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The portrayal of london was very accuarte and we all accepted it by repenting our sins and learing to love our fellow brothers and sisters. Now - about Bread <whistle>
 
Yes, London did used to be like how it was portrayed in the days of Alf Garnet, Love Thy Neighbour, and Mind Your Language, but not any more. Whites realised that it was not on to call our black citizens "sambo" and blacks accepted that it was not on to call our white citizens "honkies." Now, we all live together in a Fairy Land, respecting one another's dignity and pride. Also, the streets are paved with gold, but as it belongs to the Queen, we don't try to steal it. And if you visit any of London's many churches, you will instantly note that the roofs have their full compliment of lead.

I would advise every Mouser to visit London for the day and tour the magnificent sights, such as Battersea, Vauxhall Bridge, The North Circular, Walthamstow, the River Lea Estuary, and the Peabody Estate. You'll have a wonderful and magical time.
 
Alf Garnett was an extremely accurate portrayal of the average West Ham fan, played brilliantly by a Spurs supporting actor.
 
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