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Mouser Watch #2

Discussion in 'Tottenham Hotspur' started by Hoddle is a god, May 26, 2012.

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  1. PleaseNotPoll

    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member
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    "Ref! Ref! Look! I'm about to nut this bloke!" <doh>
     
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    redwhiteandermblue Well-Known Member

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    I'm not sure whether to laugh at the idiocy of Darwin or the bad acting of Anderson. So I guess I'll do both.
     
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    I guess we have a new definition for "Darwin awards" .
     
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    The RDBD, Aug 16, 2022
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    Tut tut, he should be claiming it's all part of a conspiracy and definitely not his fault...
     
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    humanbeingincroydon, Aug 16, 2022
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  5. humanbeingincroydon

    humanbeingincroydon Well-Known Member

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    Charming bunch...
     
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    <laugh>

    Their game against Chelsea is due to be postponed, by the way.
     
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    PleaseNotPoll, Sep 12, 2022
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    I miss hiag.

    RIP <rose>
     
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    Sucky, Sep 12, 2022
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    please log in to view this image
     
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  9. humanbeingincroydon

    humanbeingincroydon Well-Known Member

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    It won't be the fans sending him death threats this time, it'll be the club's owners...
     
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    humanbeingincroydon, Sep 12, 2022
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    Steven Gerrard's been caught on video partying with a drug cartel boss.
    You can take the boy out of Liverpool...
     
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    PleaseNotPoll, Oct 3, 2022

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    You’re ****. LOL.
     
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    RRich, Oct 9, 2022
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    What did Henderson say that pissed off the Goons? Incorrect answers only.
     
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    PleaseNotPoll, Oct 10, 2022
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    They’re printing the t-shirts as we speak
     
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    RRich, Oct 10, 2022
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    "At least we stole the stadium of the club whose patch we moved in on like a bunch of parasites..."
     
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    Apparently he said one of the following:
    1. Brazil 1-7 Germany.
    2. You're the worst Gabriel to ever play for Arsenal.
    3. Maradona was better than Pele and Messi is the GOAT.
    4. Bolsonaro is a budget, Brazilian Trump.
    5. Brazilian barbeque is overrated.
    6. **** off back to Woolwich. North London is Lilywhite.
     
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    Gotta be careful in the forest
     
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    Talking about players at Liverpool!!!!?, is this another of those Spurs seasons where they are great one minute and don't turn up the next? Aren't they paid enough?
     
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    The FA are taking no action over the Scum v Scouse Scum game:
    https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/63397057

    It's believed that the investigation was dropped when Jordan Henderson spoke.
    Nobody had any idea what he said, so he couldn't have possibly offended one of the Gabriels.
     
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    PleaseNotPoll, Oct 26, 2022
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    United don't want Ronaldo. Can't we sign him for the rest of this season to liven us up? What's money?
     
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    bigsmithy9, Oct 27, 2022
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