You must have been drunk then. You had one shot on target yesterday and none in the previous game. Pathetic.
Chadli, Adebayor,thats two,he didn't say anything about them being on target
You must have been drunk then. You had one shot on target yesterday and none in the previous game. Pathetic.
You know what makes me laugh?
As s**te as we were yesterday - and boy were we s**te! - we're still level on points with 'Pool.
I think that says a lot about both teams.
You know what makes me laugh?
As ****e as we were yesterday - and boy were we ****e! - we're still level on points with 'Pool.
I think that says a lot about both teams.
Yes, it says we've played against City and you haven't!
All our opposition are from last seasons European hopefuls; 2 away. Yours have all been (besides us) 13th or lower teams; 2 home.
We played (based on last season):
8th Home Won
1st Away Lost
6th Away Won
Avg: 5th Away
You've played:
13th Away won
20th Home won
2nd Home lost
Avg: 12th at Home
Any team would expect more points out of your fixture list than ours.
I'm glad you can all laugh together at how **** you are. If you can't have a good time watching your team play great footie, at least you can have a good time taking the piss out of your **** team![]()
We're veterans at this.
I'm glad you can all laugh together at how **** you are. If you can't have a good time watching your team play great footie, at least you can have a good time taking the piss out of your **** team![]()
That's what separates us Yids from you Mousers. We're able to reflect candidly and with utter honesty about the failings of the team that we love, whereas you Mousers simply cannot.
That is the sole reason I created this thread, and why so many of you flock here. This thread is the mirror held aloft so that you Mousers may gaze upon the face of the glass and observe your delusions.

bow4fowler ☆;7008781 said:We then put down the mirror, peer over the fence and see what embarrassment of a football club lies in North London and plays in white.
We then stroll round, pick up 3 points, and move on to tougher opponents such as Hull, leaving you lot to point fun at a team who is constantly better than you.
Tragic really![]()
"constantly:
adverb
continuously over a period of time; always."
From the Greater Mouser Dictionary :
constantly
adverb
As per the OED definition, except for those periods where another club is
better than us (said periods are immediately deemed be irrelevant - see under "excuse" ) .
.The rest of the Mousers, well you ensure this article will never die.![]()
Didn't we finish above Liverpool in four of the last five seasons? That's a very strange constant.
Didn't we finish above Liverpool in four of the last five seasons? That's a very strange constant.