Oh, dear! The punning is as dreadful as your attempts to wum, Red. No doubt, fellow Mousers will lap up your comments by the gallon, extracting every drop of irony and sarcasm, but personally I think you're all swimming out of your depth. That said, for all the streams of put-downs and banter that has flooded this thread, it has remained, for the large part, good natured. Perhaps, even, some of us that didn't appreciate one another in former days, have found a grudging like and mutual respect. If not, I doubt any of us will cry a river of tears.
Oh dear! I didn't mean for the water discussion to get out of hand.SORRY! p.s. I hate bloody water! p.p.s. Is Liverpool in the Mersey or is the Mersey in Liverpool?
Liverpool players Luis Suarez and Martin Skrtel were involved in a training ground bust-up on Friday over a game of head tennis as they prepared to take on Chelsea on Sunday. (Source: Daily Express) Did Goofy eat Skrtel's liver with a nice chianti and some fava beans?
Liverpool manager Brendan Rodgers says his "one regret" this season is that defender Jamie Carragher chose to retire last summer and is not part of the Merseyside club's title-challenging campaign. (Source: Daily Mail) Like they would have even finished top 4 with that donkey playing!
Well, I for one, am not going to scoff. 'Pool's dream is over, and we must commisserate with our Mouser brethren. Stevie G will be feeling like topping himself right now, no doubt assisted by several of his team mates. Goofy will be distraught that his best dives and cheats couldn't earn 'Pool an unjustified result. 'Pool will almost certainly sack the ref, who failed miserably in his No. 12 role. Now is most certainly not the time to scoff or wum.
Couldn't be worse than the other donkey Toure playing for us this season. Gerrard has only himself to blame for potentially losing the title. I guess this is what it feels like to be an Arsenal fan every season. As for Suarez, he was too sh!t to get near anyone to even attempt diving.
