They could have Lukaku and Sturridge up front if they did not have a ******ed Russian in charge of them but in a way all Liverpool fans should thank the ******ed Russian for helping us to restore our team, they gave us £50mil for a donkey and we gave them £11mil for one of the best young strikers in world football.
http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/26336978 Maureen slagging off his own players Says he did know he was being recorded yet "The camera was located 50cm, maybe one metre away from him," he said. "It was a tight close-up," "I have Eto'o, but he is 32 years old, maybe 35, I don't know," the Portuguese said. Now he's throwing a fit because Canal reported on it
Sturridge would be nowhere near as effective playing for Chelsea, because of the way they play. Probably the same for Lukaku, but much more for Studge.
RA is literally gonna milk him for what's left in him and then make him his Spanish gardener at the RA family mansion for 800 years to get his money's worth.
Jose Mourinho wants Fulham to stay in Premier League Jose Mourinho wants Fulham to stay in Premier League Jose Mourinho would accept defeat at Fulham on Saturday if it helped his London rivals avoid relegation, so long as Chelsea go on to win the title. Fulham are bottom of the Premier League table and four points from safety. Chelsea are top and manager Mourinho said: "I would take defeat [if it helps Fulham stay up], then 10 victories [for Chelsea] and the [league] title. "I'd like the London teams to stay up. I have that emotional connection with Fulham, our neighbours and our rivals." The Portuguese continued: "Rivals need each other. It is good for everybody, so hopefully they can keep their place in the division, but we have to try [and beat them]." Continue reading the main story “I have to praise Magath's honesty. He was the first one to say it's a different match because of our situation” Jose Mourinho Mourinho had earlier criticised the scheduling of Saturday's match at Craven Cottage, which comes three days after their Champions League last-16 first-leg draw at Galatasaray. The Blues only arrived back from Turkey in the early hours of Thursday morning and Mourinho said: "We didn't train on Thursday or Friday [morning]. "Playing Sunday would be difficult, but Saturday makes it even more difficult." Fulham boss Felix Magath believes it may provide "a chance" for his side. The German said: "It's an advantage yes, we are lucky Chelsea had such a long trip and played on Wednesday - it's a good situation for us. "Travel bothers the players, but Chelsea are the favourites." Mourinho has welcomed Magath's "honest" appraisal of the Blues' situation as his team bid to recover in time from their 1-1 draw with Galatasaray. The Portuguese said: "In a world where not many people are honest in the way they analyse things, I have to praise Magath because he was the first one to say it's a different match because Chelsea have this situation in midweek." Mourinho also spoke of his respect for Magath's record, which includes three Bundesliga titles. The former Real Madrid and Inter Milan boss said: "I know of him and from what he was as a player and a coach, but I don't know him personally. "I don't know his training methods, I only know his CV. I try to be pragmatic and read the CV and it is very clear and I respect that." Mourinho's March fixtures •Sat 1: Fulham (A) •Sat 8: Tottenham (H) •Sat 15: Aston Villa (A •Tue 18: Galatasaray (H) •Sat 22: Arsenal (H) •Sat 29: Crystal Palace (A) Magath added: "Mourinho is like me, we have won titles we don't like to lose. He's a character." The former Wolfsburg and Bayern Munich manager, renowned for his rigorous methods, cancelled his players' day off last week and confirmed it will not be a one-off due to their "special situation". He said: "I have told the players we have a special situation. At this time I have to galvanise the team." Magath tested his players' fitness levels at the beginning of the week and said he was pleased with the results. He added: "They showed us the players have worked very hard and are in good condition. "We can improve it a little bit, but the tests have shown us it is not the most important thing at the moment to work on." http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/26216284
Jose Mourinho: Chelsea boss to contest improper conduct charge Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho has confirmed he will contest a charge of improper conduct brought by the Football Association. The Portuguese was charged after being sent off during his side's 1-0 defeat by Aston Villa on Saturday. Play mediaAdvertisement Mourinho tight-lipped on referee Foy Mourinho walked onto the pitch to speak to referee Chris Foy after Chelsea midfielder Ramires was dismissed. "I have decided how I will respond and I don't accept the charges," said Mourinho. Another Blues player, Willian, was sent off earlier in the match. Mourinho has until 18:00 GMT on Monday to officially respond to the FA charge. Mourinho was critical of Foy after the game at Villa Park as Chelsea's lead at the top of the Premier League was reduced to four points. Ramires was shown a straight red card for a two-footed tackle on Villa's Karim El Ahmadi, an incident that sparked a touchline fracas. Mourinho claimed he was trying to speak to Foy because Ramires was pushed by Villa striker Gabriel Agbonlahor, who had been substituted. Also related to this story Mourinho charged with improper conduct 19 Mar 2014 Chelsea Angry Mourinho criticises referee Foy 15 Mar 2014 Chelsea Aston Villa 1 - 0 Chelsea 15 Mar 2014 Premier League Get Inspired: FOOTBALL 19 Jul 2013 Get Inspired http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/26677907
Jose Mourinho: Chelsea boss angry at 'joke' PSG goal Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho criticised his side's "joke" defending and blamed his misfiring strikers after a 3-1 defeat by Paris St-Germain left their Champions League campaign in trouble. "The third was not a goal, it's a joke. Gary Cahill says 'sloppy'. I say 'ridiculous'," said the Portuguese. Mourinho fielded winger Andre Schurrle on his own up front, leaving £50m signing Fernando Torres on the bench. "I'm not happy with my strikers, I have to try things," said Mourinho. League goals scored for Chelsea & PSG this season •Samuel Eto'o (Chelsea): 8 •Fernando Torres (Chelsea): 4 •Demba Ba (Chelsea): 3 •Zlatan Ibrahimovic (PSG): 25 •Edinson Cavani (PSG): 14 •Ezequiel Lavezzi (PSG): 7 "With Andre, at least I know we have one more player to have the ball, we have one more player to associate with the other players. "Football is also about scoring goals. That is for strikers, for real strikers. I had to try." Torres has scored only nine goals in his 32 appearances this season, while Demba Ba, who was an unused substitute, has five in 22 appearances. Cameroon international Samuel Eto'o has been more prolific but has been out injured since the 6-0 win over Arsenal on 22 March. While Mourinho has regularly expressed his dissatisfaction with his forwards, his defenders, who had conceded just four goals in the Champions League this season before defeat in Paris, have been largely exempt from criticism. However, the Portuguese believes all three of PSG's goals could have been prevented. Ezequiel Lavezzi swept in an early half-volley to put the hosts ahead before Eden Hazard levelled from the spot after a foul on Oscar. Play media PSG know it's not over - Mourinho David Luiz bundled into his own net to restore PSG's lead, then, after Edinson Cavani fired wide, Pastore's solo effort swung the tie the home side's way. "We played against a great team with fantastic attacking players and you would expect them to score fantastic goals, not the goals they scored," added Mourinho. "We assisted the striker for the first goal. For the second goal, the way the team was positioned defensively was not right. The third was ridiculous. "We made individual mistakes in areas where, for the whole season, the guys perform and we have no problems. "They have the right to make their mistakes, because we have other players that make mistakes the whole season." http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/26862156
Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho fined and warned over improper conduct Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho has been fined £8,000 and warned about his future conduct after being sent off in last month's 1-0 defeat by Aston Villa. Mourinho walked on to the Villa Park pitch to speak to referee Chris Foy after Chelsea's Ramires was dismissed. He denied an improper conduct charge but it was proven at a personal hearing with an independent regulatory commission on Wednesday. "I don't know why I was sent off," Mourinho said after the match. "I asked, but the referee refused to speak to me." Mourinho was critical of Foy after the game at Villa Park as Chelsea's lead at the top of the Premier League was reduced to four points. Ramires was shown a straight red card for a two-footed tackle on Villa's Karim El Ahmadi, an incident that sparked a touchline fracas. Mourinho claimed he was trying to speak to Foy because Ramires was pushed by Villa striker Gabriel Agbonlahor, who had been substituted http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/26970487
How about you stay to the end of games, shake your opponent manager's hand, stop blaming referees for you being ****, stop excusing your diving thug players and then come back and talk about the respect you deserve
Exactly the guy is a total ****, no wonder Madrid sacked him. He's perfect for Chelsea though, he suits there low reputation perfectly
